Welcome to the LEGO city car dealership.Here you can buy any car you want! You can also test drive it too! Here are the prices.
Race car: 50 B ( Bricks)
Family Van: 20 B ( Holds 6 minyfigs)
Big Family Van: 40 B ( holds up to 8)
Car: 20 B
Underwater car: 200 B
Flying car: 300 B
Police Car: 70 B
We also fix you cars too! It costs 50 B to fix any kind of car!!!!!!!!
Here is the job list!
Manager: 1 open
Guard: 10 open
car salesmen : 10 open
mechanic: 5 open
Bookkeeper: 1 open ( The bookkeeper makes sure that the buyers pay by transfering the money to my account, and if they don't then he ( The bookkeeper) calls the police.)
Emarcee, the sorry fool, seems to have been reduced to a mere car salesman in light of all the troubles that have befallen him over the last few months
An advertisement for his car dealership is as follows:
"Howdy friends! It's crazy Emarcee from crazy Emarcee's used car emporium! It's a GIANT SUPERMARKET OF CARS!!! People come up to me and say: 'crazy Emarcee, where'd you get all those cars?' Lookie here: I have red cars, I have green cars, and more importantly I have blue cars! I have enough cars to choke a camel! And hey: if nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal! You know I'll do it too! 'Cus I'm craaaaaaaazy!!!!! ...No, seriously, I have gone mad. Please help."
Post by TheNebulousMysteryRider on Mar 7, 2022 11:21:09 GMT
*The now unhinged Intern flails her arms wildly while roaming through the dealership. She smacks into a 1970 Dodge Charger V8 and dents the hood*
*While lying on the ground, the owner of the Car Dealership hobbles right past her and hugs the car* "NO! Who did this to you child!" *He sobs uncontrollably as he is forced to knock down the price from 110,000 to 5,000*
*From the corner of her cracked lens, the Intern can see the thief driving past the Dealership on his way to Montana...*