1. Makuta hammered away on his anvil, determined to make a mask. He had already created several recolors of the same mold, but this one he decided to make unique…. Nah. His brother gets away with it. He can too. “Masks on sale 90% off!” the advertising sign above his booth said. You’d think that at a mystical forge with only two blacksmiths, the two could go to business together and make somewhere around the same profit, but noooo Ekimu’s masks were better. Ekimu had reached a point where he had too many masks to sell or give away, as popular as he was, and decided to have a look at Makuta’s work. “My my.” He said, “So slow.” Makuta, trying to seem only slightly disgruntled, said, “Yeah, well, it’s real work. Good… honest work. WITH A HAMMER!” Clang! Before the sound had a chance to reverberate, Ekimu replied, “I forget, what is the power of the mask you wear brother?” Makuta spoke knowing his brother hadn’t forgotten but it was only to rub salt on wounds, “The mask of control.” Ekimu feeling sadistic that day continued, “Control of what?” Makuta, as any being with emotional needs and feelings would do in this situation, got angry with his brother, and lost his composure as he said, “Control… of... NOTHING! You make it clear EVERY day! I…. Am… NOTHING!” The second best mask-maker began to sob as he imagined Ekimu smirking behind his mask of creation, a mask that sped up Ekimu’s mask production greatly. No wonder everybody liked Ekimu better, there was never a wait list with him. Makuta on the other hand… You’d need patience. And why wait for some idiot with a hammer when you can get masks the minute you walk into the shop? “Go away old fool and let me try to earn my already meager living…” Makuta said, banging his anvil almost aimlessly.
2. The next day, Makuta sold no masks. At all. Like... seriously. I'm not even kidding. NOTHING. In a desperate bid to prove himself, Makuta decided to make an impressive mask that everyone would want to buy. “One mask to rule them all… One mask to find them! One mask to the shadows bind them! And one mask to make a very cheesy, drawn out reference that will make everyone groan! MUAHAHAAA!!!!” In making this mask however, Makuta had inadvertently drawn the ire of Ekimu. Who knew that Makuta would surely rise to fame should he be allowed to wear this mask, and demonstrate it's capabilities! He resolved to destroy the mask while his brother wasn't looking. However, when Ekimu had snuck in to Makuta's forge to smash the Mask of Ultimate Power to pieces -- it was gone.
He was already getting in front of a crowd.
The Mask of Ultimate Power was, as one might guess, ultimate. With the power of every singly element combined, it could do almost literally anything. And its aesthetic reflected this: a splendid, shining mask of golden plast, the sheen of which alone could- “W-w-wait, PLASTIC?! I thought I practiced metallurgy!” Makuta was shocked. Because the author had contradicted him. However, it was written out of the story, so it didn't really matter. Now... where was I? Ah yes! So as I was saying: the mask was so powerful, and so pretty, and so shiny, that a thought had struck Makuta. A thought which he spoke out loud, thusly: “Hmm…. It’s a really nice mask… Maybe I’ll put it on and show everyone what it can do! IMMA GENIUS!!!!” As one is wont to do upon deciding to show off their mask to the world, Makuta travelled to Okoto's capital city, and stood upon what looked to any reasonable intelligent being to be a concert stage of some sort. The Mask Maker walked up onto it, and, with his eyes closed: he had imagined that a crowd had actually followed him. Thinking that there was a crowd listening to him, Makuta began his speech… With himself. “Citizens of Okoto!" he began, "I bring to you a mask that can solve ALL your problemz! Because this mask… Does… EVERYTHING!!!! I dub it, the mask of ultimate power! And to show you all its ultimate power of ultimate ultimateness, I will put it on myself! And in so doing: I, Makuta, will prove once and for all that I am actually the greatest of only two Mask Makers alive!” He held the golden mask up high above his head and, discarding his mask of control, opted of course to put on the mask he had just recently created. But before he had much time to demonstrate its powers or some such nonsense, Ekimu showed up on the stage. From there, he charged Makuta, and smashed the mask off of his face. The Mask of Ultimate Power went flying off of Makuta's head, which was now quite messed up from Ekimu's hammer swing, and began to crack... as it turns out: damaging a mask that attempts to incorporate ALL six elements into a single object (which is not the least dangerous way to have a mask) is a bad idea. A massive implosions erupted, taking the city and everyone in it. Makuta and all the Okotans trapped within the capital would be bound forever in a pocket dimension that literally nobody knows about.
Conveniently though... both the spiritless bodies of Ekimu and Makuta remained in the physical realm. Which would make the return of the Mask Makers to not be an impossibility.
So it goes.
--This is all I could handle for right now. I will likely end up just doing one chapter at a time (when I feel like it of course ) but until then -- enjoy!
1. Makuta hammered away on his anvil, determined to make a mask. He had already created several recolors of the same mold, but this one he decided to make unique…. Nah. His brother gets away with it. He can too. “Masks on sale 90% off!” the advertising sign above his booth said. You’d think that at a mystical forge with only two blacksmiths, the two could go to business together and make somewhere around the same profit, but noooo Ekimu’s masks were better. Ekimu had reached a point where he had too many masks to sell or give away, as popular as he was, and decided to have a look at Makuta’s work. “My my.” He said, “So slow.” Makuta, trying to seem only slightly disgruntled, said, “Yeah, well, it’s real work. Good… honest work. WITH A HAMMER!” Clang! Before the sound had a chance to reverberate, Ekimu replied, “I forget, what is the power of the mask you wear brother?” Makuta spoke knowing his brother hadn’t forgotten but it was only to rub salt on wounds, “The mask of control.” Ekimu feeling sadistic that day continued, “Control of what?” Makuta, as any being with emotional needs and feelings would do in this situation, got angry with his brother, and lost his composure as he said, “Control… of... NOTHING! You make it clear EVERY day! I…. Am… NOTHING!” The second best mask-maker began to sob as he imagined Ekimu smirking behind his mask of creation, a mask that sped up Ekimu’s mask production greatly. No wonder everybody liked Ekimu better, there was never a wait list with him. Makuta on the other hand… You’d need patience. And why wait for some idiot with a hammer when you can get masks the minute you walk into the shop? “Go away old fool and let me try to earn my already meager living…” Makuta said, banging his anvil almost aimlessly.
2. The next day, Makuta sold no masks. At all. Like... seriously. I'm not even kidding. NOTHING. In a desperate bid to prove himself, Makuta decided to make an impressive mask that everyone would want to buy. “One mask to rule them all… One mask to find them! One mask to the shadows bind them! And one mask to make a very cheesy, drawn out reference that will make everyone groan! MUAHAHAAA!!!!” In making this mask however, Makuta had inadvertently drawn the ire of Ekimu. Who knew that Makuta would surely rise to fame should he be allowed to wear this mask, and demonstrate it's capabilities! He resolved to destroy the mask while his brother wasn't looking. However, when Ekimu had snuck in to Makuta's forge to smash the Mask of Ultimate Power to pieces -- it was gone.
He was already getting in front of a crowd.
The Mask of Ultimate Power was, as one might guess, ultimate. With the power of every singly element combined, it could do almost literally anything. And its aesthetic reflected this: a splendid, shining mask of golden plastic, the sheen of which alone could- “W-w-wait, PLASTIC?! I thought I practiced metallurgy!” Makuta was shocked. Because the author had contradicted him. However, it was written out of the story, so it didn't really matter. Now... where was I? Ah yes! So as I was saying: the mask was so powerful, and so pretty, and so shiny, that a thought had struck Makuta. A thought which he spoke out loud, thusly: “Hmm…. It’s a really nice mask… Maybe I’ll put it on and show everyone what it can do! IMMA GENIUS!!!!” As one is wont to do upon deciding to show off their mask to the world, Makuta travelled to Okoto's capital city, and stood upon what looked to any reasonable intelligent being to be a concert stage of some sort. The Mask Maker walked up onto it, and, with his eyes closed: he had imagined that a crowd had actually followed him. Thinking that there was a crowd listening to him, Makuta began his speech… With himself. “Citizens of Okoto!" he began, "I bring to you a mask that can solve ALL your problemz! Because this mask… Does… EVERYTHING!!!! I dub it, the mask of ultimate power! And to show you all its ultimate power of ultimate ultimateness, I will put it on myself! And in so doing: I, Makuta, will prove once and for all that I am actually the greatest of only two Mask Makers alive!” He held the golden mask up high above his head and, discarding his mask of control, opted of course to put on the mask he had just recently created. But before he had much time to demonstrate its powers or some such nonsense, Ekimu showed up on the stage. From there, he charged Makuta, and smashed the mask off of his face. The Mask of Ultimate Power went flying off of Makuta's head, which was now quite messed up from Ekimu's hammer swing, and began to crack... as it turns out: damaging a mask that attempts to incorporate ALL six elements into a single object (which is not the least dangerous way to have a mask) is a bad idea. A massive implosions erupted, taking the city and everyone in it. Makuta and all the Okotans trapped within the capital would be bound forever in a pocket dimension that literally nobody knows about.
Conveniently though... both the spiritless bodies of Ekimu and Makuta remained in the physical realm. Which would make the return of the Mask Makers to not be an impossibility.
So it goes.
--This is all I could handle for right now. I will likely end up just doing one chapter at a time (when I feel like it of course ) but until then -- enjoy!
*Goes through the time and effort to 'remaster' something. Makes a typo*
-last edited on Mar 7, 2017 18:21:19 GMT by Emarcee
Post by Emarcee on Mar 7, 2017 18:17:49 GMT
“Well that just happened.” Commented the protector of fire as he and the rest of the protectors began approaching the site of this disaster. “Yup," responded the protector of ice, "Wait, what was your name again?” he asked. “I dunno.” Admitted the protector of fire without putting much thought into it. At this, the protector of jungle had a loud, random, outburst, “WHY DIDN’T WE INVENT A CONCEPT OF NAMES?!” He screamed. “Guess we were just too lazy to name ourselves.” Reasoned the protector of earth. Suddenly, the protector of stone had a thought, “I say we come up with a species name for ourselves that isn’t just a generic title. I mean, since when is the word 'protector' a species name anyway?” he asked, soberly. The rest of them thought of this for a solid five seconds, and a resounding, “Nah” permeated the room as if it were a bucket of ignorance spilling over on top of everybody involved. At once, the Protectors found the only two still physical bodies they could find, those being of Ekimu and Makuta, and put them both into coffins without first wondering wether they were just in a coma or not. Ekimu, they gentlely lifted, and placed him inside his sarcophagus with the utmost delicacy. Makuta however... his method of burial would be less honorable. Without a moment's thought or careful consideration, the Protectors lazily dumped Makuta into his coffin as if he were nothing more than a random carcass they found on the side of the road. They then took the two coffins all the way to the Protectors' sacred meeting place: The Temple of Time. But when they got there, they were immediately confronted with a dorky little elf-like kid in a green outfit, accompanied by a small ball of light with wings. The ball with wings spoke quite frantically, and said, “Hey! Listen! Where do we put these colored rocks? We just got this blue flute thing and we gotta use it to-“ The protector of jungle was swift to rebuke this intruder, and blasted it out of the sky with his bow. He then yelled quite harshly at the fairy, and the boy in the green outfit that she was accompanying, “Get outta here!" He yelled, "This is the wrong temple of time! The princess you’re looking for is in another universe! Now git! Or I’ll get you, and your little fairy too!” The boy and the fairy that accompanied them screamed in terror and scurried back to their own world at once. The protector of stone, worried by this crossover that had just taken place, said, “Hmm… We should probably come up with something more original than 'temple of time.' We might get more visitors like this.” After pondering this fast enough that the other protectors couldn't say anything, the Protector of water spoke, “Hmm… Nah. how many more crossovers could possibly happen?” He/she reasoned. The protector of fire, being optimistic, said, “Well on the bright side we’re not called 'The guardians.' Then owls in helmets could show up.” The protector of earth then decided to pick an argument with the protector of fire, and blurted out his own argument as he said, “Naw! That’s not right at all! Short blue dudes with logos on their shirts would show up. And they'd try to give a bunch of people some magic green rings!” But then the protector of jungle had his own wild thought on the subject, and then said, "Yeah right! A raccoon, a talking tree, Chris Pratt, a hot green lady, and a shirtless man who takes everything literally would show up!" It was at this point that the protector of ice would announce his own belief on the matter, "You're all idiots! Obviously Jack Frost and all the other fictional holiday characters would-" The protector of fire, vexed by this nonsense, interrupted the protector of ice very loudly, "OKAY! WE GET IT! There are a lot of 'guardians' out there in the multiverse!" But then, but a few seconds after everyone had shut up, the protector of stone then decided to say, "Well... at least we're not called 'The Wardens'." Which immediately caused everyone else in the room to glare at him angrily.
Note: yeah... the whole joke about the protectors not having names is sort of lost to the sands of time I guess, seeing as how they DID receive names.
So, you've come after all. Now there's no reason for you not to join the G2 Continuation.
Or ISN'T theeeeeere?!?!?!?!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
Just stop fooling around and get over there. You know, you were one of the main players, and we really could use you back. We're working on a new Uniter arc, come and see.
Just stop fooling around and get over there. You know, you were one of the main players, and we really could use you back. We're working on a new Uniter arc, come and see.