*Grabs marshmallow goo out of pocket* Ewww, this is sticky... *Throws it in a random direction* *Grabs some sharp-edged tacos, ready to be eaten or thrown* Come at me, ya'll!
Fine. You asked for it. *Unleashes my mutant gummy worm on you*
I did ask for it, but-- *Sees gummy worm* O.O *Hides behind a table* *Throws sharp-edged tacos at the gummy worm*
I did ask for it, but-- *Sees gummy worm* O.O *Hides behind a table* *Throws sharp-edged tacos at the gummy worm*
*Joins into the fight and jumps up while throwing Pizzas at your face*. TAKE THAT!
*Dodges most of the pizzas, but about 5-10 (I don't know how many you threw ) hit me* *Throws them back at you with some hot hot sauce* Right back at ya!
*Joins into the fight and jumps up while throwing Pizzas at your face*. TAKE THAT!
*Dodges most of the pizzas, but about 5-10 (I don't know how many you threw ) hit me* *Throws them back at you with some hot hot sauce* Right back at ya!
*Hot Sauce hits my eyes* NOOOOOO! My EYES are BURNING!!! *I order a dozen of Ghost EXTREME HOT Peppers and throw them in the direction of your mouth* That's for triggering my EYE allergies! !
*Dodges most of the pizzas, but about 5-10 (I don't know how many you threw ) hit me* *Throws them back at you with some hot hot sauce* Right back at ya!
*Hot Sauce hits my eyes* NOOOOOO! My EYES are BURNING!!! *I order a dozen of Ghost EXTREME HOT Peppers and throw them in the direction of your mouth* That's for triggering my EYE allergies! !
*Closes mouth quickly* *Rolls to the left, but opens mouth a little and a ghost pepper gets thrown in my mouth* *Swallows it* Owww! My throat! *cough cough* But hey, it wasn't THAT hot. *Picks up hot hot sauce from before and squirts it in your direction* Take that!
*Hot Sauce hits my eyes* NOOOOOO! My EYES are BURNING!!! *I order a dozen of Ghost EXTREME HOT Peppers and throw them in the direction of your mouth* That's for triggering my EYE allergies! !
*Closes mouth quickly* *Rolls to the left, but opens mouth a little and a ghost pepper gets thrown in my mouth* *Swallows it* Owww! My throat! *cough cough* But hey, it wasn't THAT hot. *Picks up hot hot sauce from before and squirts it in your direction* Take that!
*I quickly summon a cookie to shield me. I then throw it at your direction like a frisbee.* I prepared EXTRA sharp chocolate chips!
*Grabs marshmallow goo out of pocket* Ewww, this is sticky... *Throws it in a random direction* *Grabs some sharp-edged tacos, ready to be eaten or thrown* Come at me, ya'll!
Fine. You asked for it. *Unleashes my mutant gummy worm on you*
*teleports out of my mutant gummy worm* *my mutant gummy worm engages your mutant gummy worm* *Duel of Fates starts playing*
*Closes mouth quickly* *Rolls to the left, but opens mouth a little and a ghost pepper gets thrown in my mouth* *Swallows it* Owww! My throat! *cough cough* But hey, it wasn't THAT hot. *Picks up hot hot sauce from before and squirts it in your direction* Take that!
*I quickly summon a cookie to shield me. I then throw it at your direction like a frisbee.* I prepared EXTRA sharp chocolate chips!
*Ducks under the cookie as it swoops past me* *Continues to squirt the hot hot sauce at you* Good thing this hot sauce hasn't gone cold yet.
*Ducks under the cookie as it swoops past me* *Continues to squirt the hot hot sauce at you* Good thing this hot sauce hasn't gone cold yet.
How much hot sauce do you have?? *I mistakenly swallow some, and all of a sudden, I start choking while breathing fire at your direction*
However much is left in this bottle. *Turns over bottle and it pours in a never-ending fashion* *Creates an ice cream shield that melts within seconds of the fire* Um... Free melted ice cream! Come and get it! *Rolls to the left to avoid the rest of the fire*
How much hot sauce do you have?? *I mistakenly swallow some, and all of a sudden, I start choking while breathing fire at your direction*
However much is left in this bottle. *Turns over bottle and it pours in a never-ending fashion* *Creates an ice cream shield that melts within seconds of the fire* Um... Free melted ice cream! Come and get it! *Rolls to the left to avoid the rest of the fire*
*I run towards you but I slip on the ice cream* Ahh! * I take out BRUSSEL SPROUTS and throw them at you. * Ready to eat the most food ever?
However much is left in this bottle. *Turns over bottle and it pours in a never-ending fashion* *Creates an ice cream shield that melts within seconds of the fire* Um... Free melted ice cream! Come and get it! *Rolls to the left to avoid the rest of the fire*
*I run towards you but I slip on the ice cream* Ahh! * I take out BRUSSEL SPROUTS and throw them at you. * Ready to eat the most food ever?
Nope, not at all! *Creates a thick ice shield that deflects the brussel sprouts and they hit you instead* Are YOU ready to eat the most *bleh* food ever?
My EYES are BURNING!!! 
food ever?