"...*Sigh* When will dese kids stop playin' with their dang food!?" -I'd angrily said like an old man, and presses the button to launch said Deli-meat sandwich nuke...-
"Well... i pulled the goalies... time to head home and watch the fireworks..."
-I'd get up, throw away my leftovers and walk out of the food fight facility ready to watch from afar, the sandwich nuke destroy the facility and end this battle in a nuclear meat blast and scatter the ashes of my fallen heros miles away...-
*I summon a mutant gummy worm and hide inside it*
(OOC: Hid inside what? persay? )
*As the nuke landed and obliterated the facilility, possibly destroying many an innocent life, i'd look at the beautiful food destruction and monolouge to myself.*
"Rise and shine, Mister Wehrle. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Wehrle. Wake up and... smell the ashes..."
Wow, what happened to this place? I expected it to be more popular.
Come on then, show us what ya got.
*Grabs marshmallow goo out of pocket* Ewww, this is sticky... *Throws it in a random direction* *Grabs some sharp-edged tacos, ready to be eaten or thrown* Come at me, ya'll!
*As the nuke landed and obliterated the facilility, possibly destroying many an innocent life, i'd look at the beautiful food destruction and monolouge to myself.*
"Rise and shine, Mister Wehrle. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Wehrle. Wake up and... smell the ashes..."
OOC: read the long fight between me and Sam that started near the beginning of this topic
*As the nuke landed and obliterated the facilility, possibly destroying many an innocent life, i'd look at the beautiful food destruction and monolouge to myself.*
"Rise and shine, Mister Wehrle. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Wehrle. Wake up and... smell the ashes..."
OOC: read the long fight between me and Sam that started near the beginning of this topic
(OOC: You said nothing about my monologue! )
"...Well... time for me to head home then... after this war i have ended in atomic meaty fire, i count this war as my win..."
(OOC: I'm sort of ignoring it, but if there's another Food Fight Room, I'll go to that one instead, if you want. )
(OOC: *Growls* Darn you... at least the battlefield is covered in irradiated beef. )
(OOC: Then I assume there isn't another Food Fight Room. Also, why is it good that the battlefield is covered in irradiated beef? ) (IC:)*Throws more sharp-edged tacos at you*
*Grabs marshmallow goo out of pocket* Ewww, this is sticky... *Throws it in a random direction* *Grabs some sharp-edged tacos, ready to be eaten or thrown* Come at me, ya'll!
Fine. You asked for it. *Unleashes my mutant gummy worm on you*