It's been too long since anybody made a story around here.

This site and its predecessor made many great stories that I loved to read, but sadly many of the writers have since moved on. I'm honestly probably one of the last classic writers from the old days, so I figured I would place fingers to keyboard and create one more tale with all of my many gimmicks over the years. I always specialized in comedy, so I'm going to set my focus on that with some action/adventure. If you never got to know me before, I hope you enjoy, I'm pretty crazy sometimes.

Also guys make sure I stay on this I'm going to try not to get writer's block.

Thanks for everything over the years, enjoy the story.

Salt spray flew through the air as the Jolly Brick cruised through the sea. MKF4 stood on deck, garbed in classic pirate attire. The weather was fine, sailing was good, and he was in a terrible mood.

“Hey loser, your crew is playing tennis below deck again.” MK’s first mate honestly wasn’t the nicest guy out there. However, the invasion of the dreaded space alien Lord Vilglark made it where he didn’t have many options. His own dupe was the best he could get on short notice. “I’M NOT HIS DUPE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT!?”

Oh right, sorry! Back to the tale.

In fact, Vilglark had eliminated pretty much everyone barring MKF4 and his frankly absurd creations. Well, his and his dupe’s bizarre creations. MK sighed and went below deck. Once again, there was a high stakes tennis match taking place.

“Guys, why are you playing tennis again?” MK seemed hesitant to find out, but figured he would ask.

“The lizard thing said I can’t play well, he said I just trip into the net!”

The person saying this was the general of the organization of Capture HannahDash, a group dedicated to capturing the mysterious being. However, her Explodium Sword and odd powers made it where they generally failed.

The being responsible for the challenge was actually one of GalactaKnightFan8’s creations, known as a Mutant Fanged Lizard Beast. They were known for their odd antics, falling into manholes, derailing subways, and generally being a pain.

“Well, just ignore him! We’ve got to stay on guard so that Vilglark can’t ambush us.” MKF4 was right, Vilglark had become notorious for random ambushes.

“Says the one who’s always busy reading comic strips about beagles!” The general responded, getting him a sour look.

“You do it just as much as I do! We’re all practically the same!” MK responded.

“No I’m not!” GKF8 yelled angrily.

Everyone collectively rolled their eyes at GKF8.