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*To the tune of "Delta Dawn" by Waylon Jennings*
Karen Dawn, what's that paper you've got there?
Could it be a faded coupon from days gone by?
And did I hear you say he was a-meetin' you here today?
To validate your coupon from 2005?

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby"
All the folks around Denver say she's crazy
'Cause she walks downtown with an expensive purse in her hand
Looking for managers to inflict anguish on

Karen Dawn, what's that paper you've got there?

Could it be a faded coupon from days gone by?

And did I hear you say he was a-meetin' you here today?

To validate your coupon from 2005?

In her younger days they called her Karen Dawn
Ugliest haircut you ever have laid eyes on
Then she found a coupon that said, "Everything's at half price"
But she found it on a fake website 

Karen Dawn, what's that paper you've got there?

Could it be a faded coupon from days gone by?

And did I hear you say he was a-meetin' you here today?

To validate your coupon from 2005?


Karen Dawn, what's that paper you've got there?

Could it be a faded coupon from days gone by?

And did I hear you say he was a-meetin' you here today?

To validate your coupon from 2005?


 

Yes, I am quite artistic.