*the sheep realize that all water nearby has been corrupted, and being soaked in the evil liquid gives them the motivation to run that far to reach water*
*The witches want to follow, but their broomsticks are broken from being used as clubs, so the sheep are able to escape*
A mysterious person cycles toward the party, a pizza box in tow. The brim of a pizza delivery cap is drawn low, covering their face in shadow. They stop abruptly at the entrance, the brakes screeching from rust. Without hopping off the bike, they toss the box to the ground. It lands with a strange rattling sound. On the lid, the words "Trick N' Treat Pizza" are printed.
"Delivery."
The squeaking of wheels trails away as they leave.
I'll catch up on the 20 pages of this topic I missed eventually. The above is based on a last-minute costume I put together, and then I thought it might be fun to see what would happen if this character showed up here (assuming the party hasn't been completely demolished yet).
Happy Halloween!
*I keep my distance from the pizza box, having had too much experience with pizzas*
It consists pretty much entirely of just me and Sham's quote chains.
Yeah, that works. (the party's condition probably depends on which quote chain you reference )
The box shivers, and the words briefly flicker to "Tricks N' Tricks".
I see. (I'm just gonna ignore the one where the s overrun it. )
(The cynical thoughts go quiet out of frustration) (Uh... Looks like you might've turned up the heat too high this time. *wonders if the pizza I'm holding is undercooked* )
*The Voice takes the opportunity to expand its control to other areas of your head*
(*You get a funny feeling you should look at the pizza now, rather than when you get back to the party*)
(The Voice bumps into some optimistic thoughts) Optimistic thoughts: Hey there pal! I don't think I've seen you around before. Who might you be? (*was deciding between opening the box and finding the nearest trashcan- sighs and takes a peek at the pizza* )
*The other orange-and-black-striped leprechauns draw high-powered -juice hosepipes and start pressue washing the room*
*The janitor drops the bucket and ninja-rolls behind an upturned table, returning fire with a spray bottle of window cleaning solution, while trying to clean up the juice with the mop in his other hand *
*The force of the pressure hoses blasts the table, along with all other furnishings, out through the missing wall and into the street*
*The green leprechauns open fire with green paintballs, clogging the dark leprechauns' jetpacks, but it looks as if HannahSmash is about to throw her weapon again, so it might be a good idea to leave*
*I thought we've been leaving for the past month of quote chain*
*...so we have *
*you see a large hole in boards above you, which must be where the green leprechauns came in*
*They forge a windscreen from Iexplodium™ blend alloy*
*Violet and I are both curious about this alloy*
Its outer layers on both sides are composed from implodium alloy, which neutralises all explosions, whether on the outside or inside. The centre of the alloy, however, is made from explodium, which prevents the windscreen from imploding, so that Violet won't be crushed if anything heavy lands on top of the mech.
Resistance is futile. Your explodium sword cannot harm us, and Sham's split into -Sham and -Sham has nullified the power of the implodium sword. Join us now, friend.
*The baby- jump down at you*
Even if that sword did work, there isn't one in this world. Oh and NO I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU S WILLINGLY
*I go to another rooftop and begin searching for pizza restaurants*
(if anything happened to IRL's pizzas I have since forgotten )