*Loud rumbling sounds fill the room as a large Leprechaun Army arrives in black-and-orange vehicles*
So these might not be the usual leprechauns we're used to...
*A closer look reveals that there are actually two armies: one, lead by the Leprechaun-in-chief, is dressed in black-and-orange-striped clothes, while the other, lead by a giant cloaked figure, are dressed in black-and-orange-chequered clothes*
Voice: The back of your head. ("Yes, of course it does." *The smoke alarm goes off as the pizza in the oven starts burning* )
(The cynical thoughts go quiet out of frustration) (Uh... Looks like you might've turned up the heat too high this time. *wonders if the pizza I'm holding is undercooked* )
*The Voice takes the opportunity to expand its control to other areas of your head*
(*You get a funny feeling you should look at the pizza now, rather than when you get back to the party*)
So these might not be the usual leprechauns we're used to...
*A closer look reveals that there are actually two armies: one, lead by the Leprechaun-in-chief, is dressed in black-and-orange-striped clothes, while the other, lead by a giant cloaked figure, are dressed in black-and-orange-chequered clothes*
A giant cloaked figure... And it's not specified that this is the green LiC...
*The smoke alarm goes off as the pizza in the oven starts burning* 
s did not prepare for that* 
's control, he would be very unhappy about this label* 
