Voice: And you're a cynical creepy parasite, which is even worse!
(*The person turns towards you and smiles* "Welcome to the LMBE Pizza Shop. How can I help you today?" )
Cynical thoughts: I'm literally IceFire's cynical thoughts, I'm supposed to be here. (*finds the smile a bit unsettling* Hi... I'm here to pick up a four cheese pizza I ordered earlier. Out of curiosity, how do you make your pizzas? I noticed you were changing some controls on the oven... )
Voice: I'm the voice in the back of IceFire's head; I'm supposed to be here too! ("Oh, yes." *The person hands you a warm pizza box* "Here you go. We make our pizzas using the brand new LMBE Maker 10, 000." )
Ummmmm........ *conveniently disappears for 19 days* I don't know, sir, but I am doing everything in my power to find out.
Stop conveniently disappearing for 19 days!
I will do my best not to conveniently disappear for that exact number of days in the future. Or if I do disappear for that number of days then I will make sure that it is inconvenient.
*in the process of trying to get untangled from the trees, they get further tangles in their parachutes*
*their reaction depends on the color of the landrovers*
*A Leprechaun trips over a FlameForce sheep, which means that Leprechauns, orange sheep, trees, green parachutes and orange parachutes are now all entangled*
*They are painted grey with white and purple highlights*
*as they try to get untangled, they only make it worse*
*they're confused, as they aren't familiar with these vehicles, but they don't attempt to flee*