I know these things; I live in the back of peoples' heads.
(*There is someone behind the counter, fiddling with the oven controls* )
Cynical thoughts: That makes you sound like some creepy parasite... Why would I trust you? (Strange... Why would there be a need to change the oven settings when pizzas are pretty much baked all the same way?)
Voice: And you're a cynical creepy parasite, which is even worse!
(*The person turns towards you and smiles* "Welcome to the LMBE Pizza Shop. How can I help you today?" )
*The signals a group of Leprechauns in special armour that makes them immune to the 's dizzying effects. These Leprechauns sneak up behind the disorientated , holding fishing nets*
*even if the did see them coming, it wouldn't think they posed a threat*
Oh dear, oh dear, I should have figured it would come to this...
"Good thinking..."
*I say nothing more and start breathing heavy as I try to come up with an excuse for why I can't use my smashing ability*
If only you hadn't given the pigeons your sword...
*The Dark Leprechauns assume you're getting ready to smash, so they don't suspect anything yet, and just get out some loppers ready to cut the wires*
OOC: I've had a whole week and didn't come up with something to do.
Well, if I kept the sword, they'd know I was HannahDash immediately. Oh, but at least they would've known while I was still safe...
*I call for my sword to come to me (I'm not sure how it works, but I've done that before... emotes or something ), but depending on how long these tunnels are it could take a while. So in the meantime, I look at the barrier as if studying it*
That would definitely make it more fair, and that would explain why they haven't been using their swords' abilities. Hmm, I'll have to see if this works with my ideas...
Yeah. ...are you writing another story???
Yes! Eventually... You and Glubby have given me some interesting ideas to work with. And I know now who is the sham for my purposes.
*The signals a group of Leprechauns in special armour that makes them immune to the 's dizzying effects. These Leprechauns sneak up behind the disorientated , holding fishing nets*
*even if the did see them coming, it wouldn't think they posed a threat*
*One of the Leprechauns catches the in a fishing net and pins it to the ground. At this point, the might realise that the ropes of the net are imbued with sauce*
If only you hadn't given the pigeons your sword...
*The Dark Leprechauns assume you're getting ready to smash, so they don't suspect anything yet, and just get out some loppers ready to cut the wires*
OOC: I've had a whole week and didn't come up with something to do.
Well, if I kept the sword, they'd know I was HannahDash immediately. Oh, but at least they would've known while I was still safe...
*I call for my sword to come to me (I'm not sure how it works, but I've done that before... emotes or something ), but depending on how long these tunnels are it could take a while. So in the meantime, I look at the barrier as if studying it*
OOC: Oof.
IC: *The Dark Leprechauns are still not suspicious yet, though they do here some odd banging noises down the tunnel as the Explodium Sword approaches...*
)
is too distracted to 
![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
signals a group of Leprechauns in special armour that makes them immune to the 
, holding fishing nets* 
emotes or something 
*I jump out of the way and blast explosions at it and the rest of the pizza boxes* 
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? I forget. ![[y]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/WYWPH2VRo26pOFDid7QZ.png)
pie and buy some more 
![[pi]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/QZx53eDTwZEhaavar6NI.png)
sauce*