*the party being flooded means I am one of the angry property owners, and I have an Explodium sword to attack the control center with*
*The sharks are eventually defeated*
*The Leprechauns in the control centre use the controls to create underwater waves, knocking you, your sword and any explosions you fire away from them*
*the FlameForce submarines arrive and open fire on the control center*
You are under arrest. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of TBB. kingwja will be your lawyer and our court is rigged.
You are under arrest. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of TBB. kingwja will be your lawyer and our court is rigged.
Cricket: *doesn't understand what the pigeons are discussing and grows more nervous* We could make a compromise! It would take me a while, but I can bring you all a cake! (The other crickets, unaware that most of the pigeons have harmless intentions, begin plotting a rescue mission for that cricket)
*rimshot* Sorry.
*this interests the rest of the pigeons, who would gladly eat a cake* *they nod their approval*
It's fine, I don't actually mind.
Cricket: Alright, see you in a few days! *starts the long journey to the nearest bakery* (The other crickets, wearing armour made of candy wrappers, emerge from the rubble, chirping loudly as they charge toward the pigeons. They then notice the cricket leaving and stop awkwardly in their tracks, confused and exposed. )
(He does his best to catch the users, and then picks up -Sham with his tail and places him on his back, preparing to fly. He's tired of standing around and being a target. ) *launches a few cookies at -Sham to distract him, quickly ducking down after*
*-Sham is temporarily distracted by the -cookies*
(The dragon takes flight, and encourages -Sham to throw some more -bombs now that they have the advantage of height. ) *runs to a new location behind a large decorative pumpkin while he's distracted, and gives a thumbs-up at the dragon and -Sham*
... *is suspicious and decides not to use the earplugs for now* (Not so smiley now, are you? )
*A voice in the back of your head tells you to stop being so cynically suspicious*
(*The -confetti screams and explodes* *
*my cynical thoughts say that it is reasonable to question this, and they start arguing* (*the scream makes me slightly regret not wearing the earplugs, and the explosion scatters pizza sauce everywhere, on top of the mess from treacle and lemonade* )
You are under arrest. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of TBB. kingwja will be your lawyer and our court is rigged.
*this interests the rest of the pigeons, who would gladly eat a cake* *they nod their approval*
It's fine, I don't actually mind.
Cricket: Alright, see you in a few days! *starts the long journey to the nearest bakery* (The other crickets, wearing armour made of candy wrappers, emerge from the rubble, chirping loudly as they charge toward the pigeons. They then notice the cricket leaving and stop awkwardly in their tracks, confused and exposed. )
*the pigeons are also confused. some of them want to move forward and attack, thinking that the other cricket must have been tricking them*