(While they're confused, the crickets make a hasty escape from their current locations, hoping that the current battles will distract anyone from seeing them, and they secretly meet up under some rubble)
Congrats on Minotaur, by the way!
*some of the pigeons try chasing whatever motion they saw, others reluctantly answer my summons from the other quote chain*
Thanks! I wasn't expecting to rank up this fast. Turns out I'm getting about as many posts per day as I was on the original MBs.
(Most crickets have already made it to their meetup spot, but there is a particularly slow one. He sees that there are a few pigeons nearing him, so he confronts them out of desperation.) Cricket: D-don't eat me, please! (This cricket happens to be the same one from Interrogation)
I guess you could say you've been dashing through the ranks.
*takes this opportunity to whistle* (An ice dragon with fiery wings pokes his head through the entrance, spots the -Sham, and flies towards the -Sham, wishing to assist him)
*-Sham hides behind the ice dragon, while -Sham throws more -explosives at everybody in sight*
(The dragon breathes ice at some of the explosives in an attempt to freeze and disarm them, and looks at -Sham as if to say, "I'm not here to be your personal shield!" ) *starts loading cookies into a launcher, still hiding behind the table*
*considers getting earplugs with the current amount of singing from the sheep* (*leaves the party and comes back with a hose, hoping to douse the confetti before something else happens* )
*A kindly Leprechaun offers you some* (*The confetting turns to you and asks, Do you think water can stop the , foolish mortal? *)
Thank you! ... Wait, how did you know what I was thinking? o_0 (Oh great, it can talk, too? *turns the hose on and sprays the confetti... with pizza sauce* )
*some of the pigeons try chasing whatever motion they saw, others reluctantly answer my summons from the other quote chain*
Thanks! I wasn't expecting to rank up this fast. Turns out I'm getting about as many posts per day as I was on the original MBs.
(Most crickets have already made it to their meetup spot, but there is a particularly slow one. He sees that there are a few pigeons nearing him, so he confronts them out of desperation.) Cricket: D-don't eat me, please! (This cricket happens to be the same one from Interrogation)
I guess you could say you've been dashing through the ranks.
*one of the pigeons considers eating it anyway, but the others remind it that pigeons usually don't eat bugs and they were just being curious* *the one pigeon complains that it wasn't being just curious, but says no more after the others threaten to report it to me*
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{OOC:}It still seems to be working as far as I can see.
*the fifth wall is complete* I realized that I forgot which number was in GKF8's username
*They probably should have left the lemonade out of it; Flame seems to get part of his mind back* "NEVER! FIZZY LEMONADE IS EVEN MORE EVIL THAN OPERA!!"
*Flame then notices the trio of smiling sheep, who are now very near* "IT'S NOT FUNNY! GET BACK TO FIGHTING!"
*Violet thanks them for the chocolate and eats a single one, saving the rest for later*
*You successfully blow them up, but not until after they managed to radio for backup, and even larger assorted armies start arriving*
(I think it's been being drowned out by opera and Flame's shouting for a while, but nobody ever actually turned it off ) *The green sheep jump into LAF helicopters and continue to sing from out of his reach* We shal have to try that again sometime
*The LiC fires a load of magic fizzy lemonade that somehow goes underneath the treacle, so that you and the treacle slide around on top of it*
(How very sensible cynical you are. )
*I defend myself against the reinforcements too*
(True. ) *Flame starts breaking pieces off of his disabled mech and throwing it at them, but he can't actually throw them quite far enough* On one hand, that sounds fun, though I feel bad for Flame. He's gone through so much already.
*I start eating the treacle (and the lemonade in the process) in order to get rid of it*
(It's the first one. )
*The armies get rather bored of being unable to defeat you*
*The helicopters go slightly higher to ensure they are out of range, and sing louder* I suppose I should give Flame a break at some point; he's been through a lot recently
*The treacle is extra-sticky, and glues your mouth shut*
*Benny bursts into tears because you damaged his spaceship*
*The -molasses starts assimilating the walls, floors, ceilings anf furniture in your house* (It's a good thing there's a hole in the fourth wall that will allow IC people to chase them into real life and fight them )
They landed intact in/on whatever is outside your window, then *Your bedroom floor gives way under the weight of all its new occupants, who land in whatever room is underneath*
*IC and IRL me both feel bad, so IRL me gives him the bricks back and IC me offers to help rebuild it*
*IRL me then reunites with my family, and we go in our car and drive away*
*We removed the insulation from the crawlspace around a month ago, so their landing is less cushioned*
OOC: The crawlspace is kinda like a basement, but the floor is dirt, the ceiling is wood, there's a few random pillars, and there's only around 3 feet of headroom. And ours in particular is a little wet.
*This cheers Benny up enough for him to notice how absurdly big his SPACESHIP is; he realises there are enough bricks to repair his ship, build a replacement fourth wall and give some to you for souvenirs*
*The -molasses stows away under the seats*
*Oof*
OOC: Ah, right.
IC: *The beavers start building a floor in the crawspace underneath all its new residents*
*-Sham hides behind the ice dragon, while -Sham throws more -explosives at everybody in sight*
(The dragon breathes ice at some of the explosives in an attempt to freeze and disarm them, and looks at -Sham as if to say, "I'm not here to be your personal shield!" ) *starts loading cookies into a launcher, still hiding behind the table*
*The -Sham reluctantly throws a -bomb at the -Sham, who is currently running around throwing random objects and users at the ice dragon*
*A kindly Leprechaun offers you some* (*The confetting turns to you and asks, Do you think water can stop the , foolish mortal? *)
Thank you! ... Wait, how did you know what I was thinking? o_0 (Oh great, it can talk, too? *turns the hose on and sprays the confetti... with pizza sauce* )
(It's better not to ask )
(The can do anything we want. Nobody will stop us now-AHHHHHH. )
from their slumber! 
awakening from their slumber that brought me here. 
I wasn't expecting to rank up this fast. 
-Sham, and flies towards the 
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