*they smell the molasses, as they don't remember it being there before* *my life's work is probably destroyed by now*
*Your explosions hit the SPACESHIP, resulting in hundreds of Lego bricks breaking away from it and falling all over your bedroom*
*The -molasses -ifies the cats* *Some of it has somehow survived by virtue of being blasted out of the window and landing intact in the garden*
*I grab some of the bricks to build a souvenir*
*the -ified cats then leave the house. My family is surprised, but not suspicious* (so first the s took over Real Life, and now they're going to try taking over real life! )
the garden's on the other side of the house *I go out the window with my souvenir bricks to retrieve the items*
*I don't recall there being any plane battles between those two after the St. Patrick's Day party*
(So that's why it was moving! )
*That must be what I'm thinking of, then * *The LAF happen to be flying overhead at this precise moment, and see you*
(The are everywhere... )
(that one battle was crazy, we were launching paintballs at each other from space ) *I call for my pigeons to attack, and the ones who aren't busy fixing the wall or finding crickets fly up at the LAF planes*
0_0 *retreats and flips another somehow unharmed table onto its side for cover*
*The -Sham starts running towards you, but is knocked over by a explosive thrown by the -Sham*
*takes this opportunity to whistle* (An ice dragon with fiery wings pokes his head through the entrance, spots the -Sham, and flies towards the -Sham, wishing to assist him)
*recalls a less pleasant memory about slipping on a slice of pizza someone left on the floor* (... Did you happen to throw some kind of special confetti? )
*Remembers the green sheep singing about non-fizzy lemonade "EVIL, EVIL, EVIL IN A CUP!"*
(Not deliberately, but the seem to be everywhere in this topic. Blame HannahDash . )
*considers getting earplugs with the current amount of singing from the sheep* (*leaves the party and comes back with a hose, hoping to douse the confetti before something else happens* )
(Seeing as you said "most", it's assumed there were a few pigeons that got close to them; in this case, all of them go silent to avoid being found. They decide to stop chirping anyways since the party's activity seems to be picking up again.)
*this confuses the pigeons, who are now all unable to locate the crickets*
(While they're confused, the crickets make a hasty escape from their current locations, hoping that the current battles will distract anyone from seeing them, and they secretly meet up under some rubble)
*waist-high for us means the sheep now has to swim* "HELP!! I'M DROWNING IN A SEA OF POISON!" *the sheep isn't actually drowning; it was taught how to swim while training for FlameForce *
*meanwhile, property owners across the LMBEs get mad at the leprechauns for causing this flood*
*The Leprechauns briefly panic, then realise that the sheep can swim and proceed to further intensify the rain so that the floodwater rises to shoulder-heigh*
*The Leprechauns barricade them door to the LMBE Weather Control Station so no one can get in to turn off the rain*
*the FlameForce Naval Team mobilizes, picking up the poor sheep*
*angry users in boats armed with battering rams make an approach*
*recalls a less pleasant memory about slipping on a slice of pizza someone left on the floor* (... Did you happen to throw some kind of special confetti? )
*Remembers the green sheep singing about non-fizzy lemonade "EVIL, EVIL, EVIL IN A CUP!"*
(Not deliberately, but the seem to be everywhere in this topic. Blame HannahDash . )
*this confuses the pigeons, who are now all unable to locate the crickets*
(While they're confused, the crickets make a hasty escape from their current locations, hoping that the current battles will distract anyone from seeing them, and they secretly meet up under some rubble)
Congrats on Minotaur, by the way!
*some of the pigeons try chasing whatever motion they saw, others reluctantly answer my summons from the other quote chain*
Thanks! I wasn't expecting to rank up this fast. Turns out I'm getting about as many posts per day as I was on the original MBs.
*the pigeons decide to just move on to the fifth wall, hoping that the building can at least be mostly intact by the time GKF4 notices*
*most of the brainwashed sheep return to shooting at GKF4, but a few head toward General Flame*
*Flame's mech is now damaged enough that it collapses to the ground, but Flame doesn't seem to notice* "Evil is the opera, with its overwhelming aura... My mind cannot think, I'm on the brink..."
*Commander Tulip, his older sister, worries that what he's on the brink of is losing his mind entirely, so she tries to convince Colonel Violet to do something*
*But Violet doesn't like Flame and is enjoying this*
*The assorted armies keep attacking; some of them walkie talkie for reinforcements*
*She had the presence of mind to put on a hard hat before venturing into Flame's mech, so the radio hits her helmet and shatters, stopping the metal music* *All the green sheep start rejoicing, and sing an extra-high opera piece in celebration* (It would. Pity... Maybe if the LiC's grandmother teaches the green sheep how to disguise themselves as orange sheep... )
*The LiC then fires more treacle at you in large quantities*
(The pies are perfectly edible - they are green due to food colouring, not mould or poison, so you can eat them without fear of harm )
*I do what I can to blow up the walkie-talkies*
(I didn't even realize his music was still going ) *Flame goes on a rampage and starts attacking random green sheep with his hoofs and teeth* (Well, they pulled it off back in the Autumn party... )
*the sticky makes it hard for me to move, but slipping is no longer an issue*
(Well, I'm not about to trust the LiC on that... )
*You successfully blow them up, but not until after they managed to radio for backup, and even larger assorted armies start arriving*
(I think it's been being drowned out by opera and Flame's shouting for a while, but nobody ever actually turned it off ) *The green sheep jump into LAF helicopters and continue to sing from out of his reach* We shal have to try that again sometime
*The LiC fires a load of magic fizzy lemonade that somehow goes underneath the treacle, so that you and the treacle slide around on top of it*
*Your explosions hit the SPACESHIP, resulting in hundreds of Lego bricks breaking away from it and falling all over your bedroom*
*The -molasses -ifies the cats* *Some of it has somehow survived by virtue of being blasted out of the window and landing intact in the garden*
*I grab some of the bricks to build a souvenir*
*the -ified cats then leave the house. My family is surprised, but not suspicious* (so first the s took over Real Life, and now they're going to try taking over real life! )
the garden's on the other side of the house *I go out the window with my souvenir bricks to retrieve the items*
*Benny bursts into tears because you damaged his spaceship*
*The -molasses starts assimilating the walls, floors, ceilings anf furniture in your house* (It's a good thing there's a hole in the fourth wall that will allow IC people to chase them into real life and fight them )
They landed intact in/on whatever is outside your window, then *Your bedroom floor gives way under the weight of all its new occupants, who land in whatever room is underneath*
*That must be what I'm thinking of, then * *The LAF happen to be flying overhead at this precise moment, and see you*
(The are everywhere... )
(that one battle was crazy, we were launching paintballs at each other from space ) *I call for my pigeons to attack, and the ones who aren't busy fixing the wall or finding crickets fly up at the LAF planes*
(One day, all will be . )
(Good times... ) *The LAF planes suddenly fire hundreds of paintballs at the pigeons' wings*