If you were an off-duty officer, then all we need to see to confirm you’re telling the truth... is your police badge. If you have no such badge, then I believe the case is closed.
Except.... *pulls out badge and the jury gasps* I wear a badge, but not a uniform, since I am the sheriff. I just wear yee-haw clothes with my badge.
If you were an off-duty officer, then all we need to see to confirm you’re telling the truth... is your police badge. If you have no such badge, then I believe the case is closed.
Except.... *pulls out badge and the jury gasps* I wear a badge, but not a uniform, since I am the sheriff. I just wear yee-haw clothes with my badge.
OBJECTION!
This goes against all known police department regulations. All officers are required to wear their uniform while on duty! This includes officers holding a title of sheriff!
*Dramatically points.*
One of two things is true: either you are guilty of impersonating a police officer, OR, you are guilty of failing to properly identify yourself as a police officer by refusing and/or neglecting to wear a uniform!
Except.... *pulls out badge and the jury gasps* I wear a badge, but not a uniform, since I am the sheriff. I just wear yee-haw clothes with my badge.
OBJECTION!
This goes against all known police department regulations. All officers are required to wear their uniform while on duty! This includes officers holding a title of sheriff!
*Dramatically points.*
One of two things is true: either you are guilty of impersonating a police officer, OR, you are guilty of failing to properly identify yourself as a police officer by refusing and/or neglecting to wear a uniform!
You are trapped!
Except I am an undercover sheriff, and I still wear my badge. I have been cleared by a senior staff member. Additionally, not all police departments require that, considering I started the LMBE Cops. Therefore, *dramatically points back while The Dog Soldier plays* YOU are trapped!!
This goes against all known police department regulations. All officers are required to wear their uniform while on duty! This includes officers holding a title of sheriff!
*Dramatically points.*
One of two things is true: either you are guilty of impersonating a police officer, OR, you are guilty of failing to properly identify yourself as a police officer by refusing and/or neglecting to wear a uniform!
You are trapped!
Except I am an undercover sheriff, and I still wear my badge. I have been cleared by a senior staff member. Additionally, not all police departments require that, considering I started the LMBE Cops. Therefore, *dramatically points back while The Dog Soldier plays* YOU are trapped!!
Tch tch tch. *Finger wags.*
The LMBE Cops are not a recognized law enforcement department. They are a tiny militia at best. The recognized law enforcement department of this forum are the *moderators.* No one besides them hold any power here.
And, by all means,if these 'LMBE Cops' are even remotely a real, sanctioned organization, just answer this: How many arrests have you made, and how many have been prosecuted?
Except I am an undercover sheriff, and I still wear my badge. I have been cleared by a senior staff member. Additionally, not all police departments require that, considering I started the LMBE Cops. Therefore, *dramatically points back while The Dog Soldier plays* YOU are trapped!!
Tch tch tch. *Finger wags.*
The LMBE Cops are not a recognized law enforcement department. They are a tiny militia at best. The recognized law enforcement department of this forum are the *moderators.* No one besides them hold any power here.
And, by all means,if these 'LMBE Cops' are even remotely a real, sanctioned organization, just answer this: How many arrests have you made, and how many have been prosecuted?
Two arrests, and this trial hasn't allowed me to prosecute them.
Oh, boy. What am I being summoned for now? And why have I been summoned twice? In any case I shall do my best to resolve any conflicts in which anyone may require my assistance.
Just read the thread.
That's asking a lot, it's not like I'm being paid or anything.
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Did . . . did someone say something? Can I go now? 