Oct 13, 2020 18:45:36 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Oct 13, 2020 18:45:36 GMT
Good.
Mr guru is being accused of impersonating a police officer and being an impostor.
Your Honor, perhaps the police uniform was simply his Halloween costume?
He arrested a citizen of LMBE in his ''Halloween costume''
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
Oct 13, 2020 20:19:34 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2020 20:19:34 GMT
Good.
Mr guru is being accused of impersonating a police officer and being an impostor.
Your Honor, perhaps the police uniform was simply his Halloween costume?
No comment.
Oct 13, 2020 23:38:43 GMT
Post by Emarcee on Oct 13, 2020 23:38:43 GMT
Good.
Mr guru is being accused of impersonating a police officer and being an impostor.
Your Honor, perhaps the police uniform was simply his Halloween costume?
The prosecution demands evidence the police uniform was made from different materials than a normal uniform would be.
BY THE POWER OF THE WAFFLE IRON!!!!
Oct 14, 2020 18:05:31 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2020 18:05:31 GMT
Your Honor, perhaps the police uniform was simply his Halloween costume?
He arrested a citizen of LMBE in his ''Halloween costume''
But, I AM a cop.
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Oct 14, 2020 18:06:00 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2020 18:06:00 GMT
Your Honor, perhaps the police uniform was simply his Halloween costume?
The prosecution demands evidence the police uniform was made from different materials than a normal uniform would be.
Oh, I didn't wear a uniform.
Oct 14, 2020 22:18:23 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2020 22:18:23 GMT
FALSELY accused.
Silence in court!
Never. You're not going to change your mind just throw me in jail.
Oct 14, 2020 23:43:42 GMT
Post by RuleJJ on Oct 14, 2020 23:43:42 GMT
Is this the impostor thing? Am I going to have four simultaneous quote chains about this now?
Make that five.
Only if I reply to this one.
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Oct 15, 2020 7:26:24 GMT
Silence in court!
Never. You're not going to change your mind just throw me in jail.
You
want me to throw you in jail?
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Oct 15, 2020 7:29:21 GMT
Make that five.
Only if I reply to this one.
Mwahwahwa, all is going as planned.
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
Oct 15, 2020 15:08:05 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2020 15:08:05 GMT
Make that five.
Only if I reply to this one.
Which you did.
Make it six.
Oct 15, 2020 15:12:10 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2020 15:12:10 GMT
Never. You're not going to change your mind just throw me in jail.
You
want me to throw you in jail?
It'll be bad for me to go to jail, but even worse when THEY find out YOU put an innocent man in jail. MWAHAHA.
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Oct 15, 2020 15:36:29 GMT
Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Oct 15, 2020 15:36:29 GMT
You
want me to throw you in jail?
It'll be bad for me to go to jail, but even worse when THEY find out YOU put an innocent man in jail. MWAHAHA.
I was just asking.
That isn't innocent laughter.
-𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 & 𝓡𝓲𝓫𝓫 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓼!-
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Oct 15, 2020 15:37:23 GMT
Post by The J on Oct 15, 2020 15:37:23 GMT
The prosecution demands evidence the police uniform was made from different materials than a normal uniform would be.
Oh, I didn't wear a uniform.
TAKE THAT!
If you were an off-duty officer, then all we need to see to confirm you’re telling the truth... is your police badge. If you have no such badge, then I believe the case is closed.
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Oct 15, 2020 15:39:46 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2020 15:39:46 GMT
It'll be bad for me to go to jail, but even worse when THEY find out YOU put an innocent man in jail. MWAHAHA.
I was just asking.
That isn't innocent laughter.
Oh, it is. It is...
Oct 15, 2020 15:40:59 GMT
Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2020 15:40:59 GMT
Oh, I didn't wear a uniform.
TAKE THAT!
If you were an off-duty officer, then all we need to see to confirm you’re telling the truth... is your police badge. If you have no such badge, then I believe the case is closed.
Except.... *pulls out badge and the jury gasps* I wear a badge, but not a uniform, since I am the sheriff. I just wear yee-haw clothes with my badge.
Mr guru is being accused of impersonating a police officer and being an impostor. 
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