Hello there! Through both of our glorious Death Star battlestations, many oddities have been spotted. They're the size of small moons, so strangeness can often go unnoticed. Enjoy this entertaining holo-tape!
#1 . A stormtrooper and a royal guard were seen having a duel, both wielding roast Wampa joints as weapons. No words as to who won.
#2 . An unnamed rebel (how he got on is a mystery) attempted to distract some Nova Troopers guarding his ship with a strange dance. He quickly met his fate, as droids do not get confused by dancing.
#3. Some genius let Jar Jar Binks in the laser control room.
(This is a reboot of another LMB thread I made in ye days o yore.)