Okay, got it! But can you repeat it again and maybe write it down because I don't have it at all.
Sure! Down the street to the left, then right at the doughnut shop, and another left where that water tower is, and a right. Then you should be there. *Grabs pen and paper and writes it down* There! *Hands you paper*
Perfect. *Begins walking according to the directions without taking my eyes off the paper.*
Er, you opened your mouth, I think. JK Er, I don't know, you were saying something about... cheese?
Yes, the extended metaphor about cheese and punchlines. That is a key part of the presentation. So, we only have to go back about an hour and fifty-three minutes.
Oh no, an hour and fifty-three minutes? B-b-but that's like an hour... and fifty-three minutes...
Okay! *speeds onto the road at one foot per hour. A wheel bursts* Yeeeeeeah, I'm starting to wonder whether the guy who sold me this was lying when he said this was a Hennessey Venom F5...
Totally looked up the reference this time; I'm learning.
That won't stop us! We have a mission to complete, and nothing will get in our way. But we can totally double back to that guy later and have words.
Good, good, references are useful... I think.
Nope, not even that angry guy in his car back there. *points at wing mirror in which can be seen a policeman in a car two feet behind.
Sure! Down the street to the left, then right at the doughnut shop, and another left where that water tower is, and a right. Then you should be there. *Grabs pen and paper and writes it down* There! *Hands you paper*
Perfect. *Begins walking according to the directions without taking my eyes off the paper.*
*Moves trash can out of your way. Pulls you out of way of car. Guides you around a telephone poll.* Are we almost there.
Yes, the extended metaphor about cheese and punchlines. That is a key part of the presentation. So, we only have to go back about an hour and fifty-three minutes.
Oh no, an hour and fifty-three minutes? B-b-but that's like an hour... and fifty-three minutes...
Excellent observation! It is exactly an hour and fifty-three minutes! You made it through over a third of the presentation the first time!
I should ask my aunt what smoothies she buys because they were basically prepackaged cups with the ingredients. You just blend everything and pour it back in the cup.
Are we almost there. 
*Hands it back.* Erm.. never mind your doing great. 
