*Hops in with you. Pulls up directions.* There's no time to waste! We must . . . one second . . . hold on . . . I can't find . . . what . . . oh, there it is. Take a sharp left!
This thing has only got three wheels... and one seat... c-could you possibly get onto the bonnet?
Ah, now I understand why they say "look up the reference before you leap". I'll just sit on the roof and shout directions down at you, then.
. . . And in conclusion, that is all the reasons why I am so incredibly funny. Any questions?
*wakes up* Er, yeah, er, why does tea make me sleep?
That is a very interesting question. Why don't we consult -- Wait, you fell asleep? That won't do at all. What was the last thing you remember? Maybe we can go back to that point in the presentation.
This thing has only got three wheels... and one seat... c-could you possibly get onto the bonnet?
Ah, now I understand why they say "look up the reference before you leap". I'll just sit on the roof and shout directions down at you, then.
Okay! *speeds onto the road at one foot per hour. A wheel bursts* Yeeeeeeah, I'm starting to wonder whether the guy who sold me this was lying when he said this was a Hennessey Venom F5...
*wakes up* Er, yeah, er, why does tea make me sleep?
That is a very interesting question. Why don't we consult -- Wait, you fell asleep? That won't do at all. What was the last thing you remember? Maybe we can go back to that point in the presentation.
Er, you opened your mouth, I think. JK Er, I don't know, you were saying something about... cheese?
Down the street to the left, then right at the doughnut shop, and another left where that water tower is, and a right. Then you should be there.
Okay, got it! But can you repeat it again and maybe write it down because I don't have it at all.
Sure! Down the street to the left, then right at the doughnut shop, and another left where that water tower is, and a right. Then you should be there. *Grabs pen and paper and writes it down* There! *Hands you paper*
Ah, now I understand why they say "look up the reference before you leap". I'll just sit on the roof and shout directions down at you, then.
Okay! *speeds onto the road at one foot per hour. A wheel bursts* Yeeeeeeah, I'm starting to wonder whether the guy who sold me this was lying when he said this was a Hennessey Venom F5...
Totally looked up the reference this time; I'm learning.
That won't stop us! We have a mission to complete, and nothing will get in our way. But we can totally double back to that guy later and have words.
That is a very interesting question. Why don't we consult -- Wait, you fell asleep? That won't do at all. What was the last thing you remember? Maybe we can go back to that point in the presentation.
Er, you opened your mouth, I think. JK Er, I don't know, you were saying something about... cheese?
Yes, the extended metaphor about cheese and punchlines. That is a key part of the presentation. So, we only have to go back about an hour and fifty-three minutes.
I see. 
