LordTigress so yeah here it is (hopefully both parts make it through moderation) The Legend of Cheesehead Banana Pt 1. (Credit to Essa Kryze , kingwja , K66 , and 2 friends not on here for giving me random words. )
Once there was a being named Cheesehead Banana. All he ate was cheese and blubber. But one day he didn't like cheese or blubber anymore, so he didn't eat anything until he withered away into dust and died.
Many years passed, and a young girl named Kermit and her best friend, Spongebob lived in a house right above Cheesehead Banana's grave. All Kermit ate was donuts and all Spongebob ate was chickens. They also had a pet frog named Diabetes.
One day, Kermit and Spongebob decided to take a trip to the city to buy some more donuts and chickens to eat. They left Diabetes at home because he was a good frog.
As Diabetes hopped around the house alone, he suddenly heard a crash.
"Is it my sister, Freak Flag, returning from the dead?" he wondered.
He hoped not, because she was very weird and everyone was kinda glad she died. Then he heard two more crashes. He hopped over to see…
THE GHOST OF CHEESEHEAD BANANA!!
He was floating around saying things like "3.1459..." and "The word 'Knight' has the same number of silent letters as it does letters you pronounce!" and "Bloodworms are cute!"
Diabetes froze. He couldn't move. This was far more scarier than Freak Flag. Suddenly the ghost stopped and stared at the little frog.
"I don't eat CHEESE! I don't eat BLUBBER!" he shouted as he came closer and closer to Diabetes. "BUT! I do eat... frog."
Part 2. (Miscalculated the number of characters haha, so there's gonna have to be 3 parts) Six hours later, Kermit and Spongebob returned.
"Diabetes! We're home!" Kermit said.
But all was silent.
They walked around, seeing the whole house was a mess. This was odd. Diabetes was a good frog. They treated him with love. He never would make a mess.
They searched and searched the whole house and neighborhood, but there was no trace of Diabetes. With great sadness, they put their donuts and chickens in the fridge and went to sleep without eating.
The next morning, they woke up and went to eat breakfast.
"Spongebob!" Kermit said to her friend, her eyes wide in surprise."We're missing seven donuts!"
"What?!" Spongebob rushed to look in the fridge. "We're missing seven chickens too!!"
They didn't know what to think of this. It was a mystery.
That night they tried to sleep, but the worry about Diabetes, their missing chickens, and their missing donuts, kept them awake.
-last edited on Apr 22, 2020 23:52:12 GMT by auroramay
Post by auroramay on Apr 22, 2020 23:50:37 GMT
Part 3.
"3.141592653589793!!"
Kermit sat up with a scream. THE GHOST OF CHEESEHEAD BANANA WAS IN HER ROOM!
"My favorite number is 749284820103847820283," the ghost said.
"Wh-what?!"
"And I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG anymore. BUT... I do eat donuts."
Kermit jumped out of bed and ran to the fridge. All of her donuts were gone! Suddenly she fell and died. She couldn't live with the fact that her donuts were gone.
The next morning Spongebob woke up to find Kermit dead on the floor. She called 911, but for some reason they demanded donuts.
"I'm sorry, I only have chickens," she told them.
"Too bad," said the dispatcher as they hung up.
Spongebob sighed and opened the fridge to get some chicken to help ease her sadness. She gasped. ALL OF THE CHICKEN WAS GONE!
"THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" cried an eerie voice.
IT WAS THE GHOST OF CHEESEHEAD BANANA!!!
"Who are you?" asked Spongebob, cowering in fear.
"I am CHEESEHEAD BANANA!" said the ghost. "And I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG. And I don't eat DONUTS anymore either. BUT... I do eat chickens."
The ghost laughed maniacally as Spongebob fainted and died. She too, could not live without her favorite food.
Cheesehead Banana stopped and stared at the bodies of Kermit and Spongebob.
"I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG. I don't eat DONUTS. I don't eat CHICKENS. BUT...
LordTigress so yeah here it is (hopefully both parts make it through moderation) The Legend of Cheesehead Banana Pt 1. ***
THE GHOST OF CHEESEHEAD BANANA!!
He was floating around saying things like "3.1459..." and "The word 'Knight' has the same number of silent letters as it does letters you pronounce!" and "Bloodworms are cute!"
Diabetes froze. He couldn't move. This was far more scarier than Freak Flag. Suddenly the ghost stopped and stared at the little frog.
"I don't eat CHEESE! I don't eat BLUBBER!" he shouted as he came closer and closer to Diabetes. "BUT! I do eat... frog."
Kermit sat up with a scream. THE GHOST OF CHEESEHEAD BANANA WAS IN HER ROOM!
"My favorite number is 749284820103847820283," the ghost said.
"Wh-what?!"
"And I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG anymore. BUT... I do eat donuts."
Kermit jumped out of bed and ran to the fridge. All of her donuts were gone! Suddenly she fell and died. She couldn't live with the fact that her donuts were gone.
The next morning Spongebob woke up to find Kermit dead on the floor. She called 911, but for some reason they demanded donuts.
"I'm sorry, I only have chickens," she told them.
"Too bad," said the dispatcher as they hung up.
***
The ghost laughed maniacally as Spongebob fainted and died. She too, could not live without her favorite food.
Cheesehead Banana stopped and stared at the bodies of Kermit and Spongebob.
"I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG. I don't eat DONUTS. I don't eat CHICKENS. BUT...
I have never tried human."
THE END
I feel you, Kermit.
Wow, what a jerk.
... that... was... waaayy darker than I thought it would be. XDD
Kermit sat up with a scream. THE GHOST OF CHEESEHEAD BANANA WAS IN HER ROOM!
"My favorite number is 749284820103847820283," the ghost said.
"Wh-what?!"
"And I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG anymore. BUT... I do eat donuts."
Kermit jumped out of bed and ran to the fridge. All of her donuts were gone! Suddenly she fell and died. She couldn't live with the fact that her donuts were gone.
The next morning Spongebob woke up to find Kermit dead on the floor. She called 911, but for some reason they demanded donuts.
"I'm sorry, I only have chickens," she told them.
"Too bad," said the dispatcher as they hung up.
***
The ghost laughed maniacally as Spongebob fainted and died. She too, could not live without her favorite food.
Cheesehead Banana stopped and stared at the bodies of Kermit and Spongebob.
"I don't eat CHEESE. I don't eat BLUBBER. I don't eat FROG. I don't eat DONUTS. I don't eat CHICKENS. BUT...
I have never tried human."
THE END
I feel you, Kermit.
Wow, what a jerk.
... that... was... waaayy darker than I thought it would be. XDD
Not gonna lie, it was darker than I thought it was gonna be too. But I was writing it when other people were writing scary stories so I was like, "Why not?"
This is the most disturbed thing I have ever read.... I LOVE IT.
I'm glad you loved it. xDD Definitely one of the most fun I have had fun writing in a while. Also Cheesehead Banana is totally 100% not loosely based on anyone, I swear.
... that... was... waaayy darker than I thought it would be. XDD
Not gonna lie, it was darker than I thought it was gonna be too. But I was writing it when other people were writing scary stories so I was like, "Why not?"
Not gonna lie, it was darker than I thought it was gonna be too. But I was writing it when other people were writing scary stories so I was like, "Why not?"
XD "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em".
xD Exactly. I was gonna be modest, but it did happen to be a mini writing contest and I won
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Wouldn't have been possible without the random words.