*Puts in number.* Hello? Hay! It's Dill. I got questions for you. What would it take to get cheesecake into all the wise sayings? Mh hum, Ok. Let me consult with my accomplice. *Turns to you* He said money and time. What do you think?
I suppose those would be the two resources most generally needed to accomplish tasks. Unfortunately, I have a limited pool of each. Does he have any specifics?
Cheese person: Hmm. Looks like a classic case of cheese madness. *Sticks you with a syringe.* How's that?
Uh why did yo-- oh thank goodness, I am alive and CHEESE FREEEE!
Cheese person: Not so fast. *Hands you a pill bottle.* You'll need to take three of these a day, one with each meal, for two weeks. And no cheese or cheese-based products for a month.
*Puts in number.* Hello? Hay! It's Dill. I got questions for you. What would it take to get cheesecake into all the wise sayings? Mh hum, Ok. Let me consult with my accomplice. *Turns to you* He said money and time. What do you think?
I suppose those would be the two resources most generally needed to accomplish tasks. Unfortunately, I have a limited pool of each. Does he have any specifics?
*Nods, Back to phone.* How much of each? Uh hu. Ok. *To you* Two hours and as for money he says he'll give us a 50% discount cause of a favor I did for him. So that's... 45$. What do ya say? I have 22$s.
I suppose those would be the two resources most generally needed to accomplish tasks. Unfortunately, I have a limited pool of each. Does he have any specifics?
*Nods, Back to phone.* How much of each? Uh hu. Ok. *To you* Two hours and as for money he says he'll give us a 50% discount cause of a favor I did for him. So that's... 45$. What do ya say? I have 22$s.
*Checks pockets.* I have . . . *Counts money.* 22 dollars and . . . 99 cents.
*Nods, Back to phone.* How much of each? Uh hu. Ok. *To you* Two hours and as for money he says he'll give us a 50% discount cause of a favor I did for him. So that's... 45$. What do ya say? I have 22$s.
*Checks pockets.* I have . . . *Counts money.* 22 dollars and . . . 99 cents.
We have $44.99. *Rolls eyes.* The biting irony is painful.
Uh why did yo-- oh thank goodness, I am alive and CHEESE FREEEE!
Cheese person: Not so fast. *Hands you a pill bottle.* You'll need to take three of these a day, one with each meal, for two weeks. And no cheese or cheese-based products for a month.
*takes the pill bottle* Okay... does that include milk?
Cheese person: Not so fast. *Hands you a pill bottle.* You'll need to take three of these a day, one with each meal, for two weeks. And no cheese or cheese-based products for a month.
*takes the pill bottle* Okay... does that include milk?
Cheese person: Milk's okay. Just don't drink a lot of it.
