*sputters* Wh-w-what would you need to look at me for, hahaha! Help me! Uh yes, help me help you hahaha!
Cheese person: *Pulls out a small magnifying glass. Begins examining you.* I see. *Puts on a pair of latex gloves. Picks up a piece of cheese from the ground. Holds it in front of your face.*
What are you doing with ze... cheeeeeese @o@ NO! CHEEEEEESE!!!
Cheese person: *Pulls out a small magnifying glass. Begins examining you.* I see. *Puts on a pair of latex gloves. Picks up a piece of cheese from the ground. Holds it in front of your face.*
What are you doing with ze... cheeeeeese @o@ NO! CHEEEEEESE!!!
Cheese person: Hmm. Looks like a classic case of cheese madness. *Sticks you with a syringe.* How's that?
Alright-e. I'll text him. Can I use your phone again?
Go ahead. *Hands over phone.*
*Puts in number.* Hello? Hay! It's Dill. I got questions for you. What would it take to get cheesecake into all the wise sayings? Mh hum, Ok. Let me consult with my accomplice. *Turns to you* He said money and time. What do you think?