Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2018 21:40:15 GMT
Friends, neighbors, countrymen, I now present to you, the most random of random stories: THE QUEST FOR THE MACGUFFIN! Now, without further adue, here we goooo!
Episode 1: If at first you don't succeed...fail again.
*We open on a garage in the middle of nowhere. A young woman, covered in oil and dirt, slides out from under a car while a redheaded young man waits. These are Nya, Master of Water, and her boyfriend, Jay, Master of Lightning.*
*Nya breathes out. She has probably been working hard.*
Nya: Ugh. Whenever I fix Kai's car, he always ends up racing it immediately and undoing all my hard work.
Jay: I don't blame him. Maybe next time I could actually-
Nya: No, I'm fine. I don't need help.
Jay: You always say that, but you know four hands are better and faster than-
Nya: Yes, but only one body fits there.
Jay: *huffs* So what if I want to bond with you for once? You're always going off on your own. Can't you just let me help you with something for once? I was raised on this stuff! Why would you think I can't help you?
Nya: *sighs* The thing is, I don't want to feel like I need some man to solve all my problems. I want to be independent. Not independent from you of course, but...
Jay: I know. I see that you want to be strong and independent and not need nobody, but...I need you. *smiles* And...nevermind. Anyway, are you done?
Nya: Yup. *sighs* Tell you what, you can be my test driver.
Jay: Heh. Thanks, ramen.
Nya: Ramen?
Jay: Some people like cupcakes, I like ramen. You are my ramen.
Nya: Oh. *chuckles* Anyway, you were gonna test drive?
Jay: Yup. *puts on a helmet in the corner of the garage and gets in the car* *pushes the pedal*
*The engine sputters and falls apart, the wheels fall off, the doors fall off, and the car explodes.*
Jay: *hits the wall near Nya* What the...
Nya: Seriously?
Jay: "Seriously"? Come on! That's all you could-
*The bits of car left catch fire and catch Jay's (wooden) desk on fire.*
Jay: ...seriously?
*Suddenly, there is a GHOST! Oooooooo....*
Ghost: OOoooooOOOoOooo!
Jay: Wow.
Ghost: I AM THE GHOST OF THE MACGUFFIN!
Jay: ...I'm sorry?
Ghost: THE GHOST OF THE *coughs and vanishes*
Jay: The McWhatsit? ...Sir?
Ghost: *not existing*
--
...This gets more random, I swear.
Episode 1: If at first you don't succeed...fail again.
*We open on a garage in the middle of nowhere. A young woman, covered in oil and dirt, slides out from under a car while a redheaded young man waits. These are Nya, Master of Water, and her boyfriend, Jay, Master of Lightning.*
*Nya breathes out. She has probably been working hard.*
Nya: Ugh. Whenever I fix Kai's car, he always ends up racing it immediately and undoing all my hard work.
Jay: I don't blame him. Maybe next time I could actually-
Nya: No, I'm fine. I don't need help.
Jay: You always say that, but you know four hands are better and faster than-
Nya: Yes, but only one body fits there.
Jay: *huffs* So what if I want to bond with you for once? You're always going off on your own. Can't you just let me help you with something for once? I was raised on this stuff! Why would you think I can't help you?
Nya: *sighs* The thing is, I don't want to feel like I need some man to solve all my problems. I want to be independent. Not independent from you of course, but...
Jay: I know. I see that you want to be strong and independent and not need nobody, but...I need you. *smiles* And...nevermind. Anyway, are you done?
Nya: Yup. *sighs* Tell you what, you can be my test driver.
Jay: Heh. Thanks, ramen.
Nya: Ramen?
Jay: Some people like cupcakes, I like ramen. You are my ramen.
Nya: Oh. *chuckles* Anyway, you were gonna test drive?
Jay: Yup. *puts on a helmet in the corner of the garage and gets in the car* *pushes the pedal*
*The engine sputters and falls apart, the wheels fall off, the doors fall off, and the car explodes.*
Jay: *hits the wall near Nya* What the...
Nya: Seriously?
Jay: "Seriously"? Come on! That's all you could-
*The bits of car left catch fire and catch Jay's (wooden) desk on fire.*
Jay: ...seriously?
*Suddenly, there is a GHOST! Oooooooo....*
Ghost: OOoooooOOOoOooo!
Jay: Wow.
Ghost: I AM THE GHOST OF THE MACGUFFIN!
Jay: ...I'm sorry?
Ghost: THE GHOST OF THE *coughs and vanishes*
Jay: The McWhatsit? ...Sir?
Ghost: *not existing*
--
...This gets more random, I swear.
