B8  Fuzzywig08  batonmaster500  𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 WelCON to the CONtinuation of this topic. In case you forgot what was going on in the story, just go back and read it, I ain't wasting time recapping. Also tell your friends cause the more the merrier.

Alan: Dag barn it, that stuck-up old guy thinks he can just replace me!? Grrrrrrrrrrrr..... well, I'm just gonna go to his darneded island anyway! He said it was near Costa Rica, right?

*Alan pulls out a GPS and starts walking to Costa Rica*

Ellie: ALAAAAN!!!

Alan: What!?

Ellie: What are you doing?

Alan: Walking to Costa Rica.

Ellie: Oh, okay.

*TWO HOURS LATER*

Ellie: Wait, hold on, what!?!? AALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!1

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What's going on?

Ellie: Alan said he was walking to Costa Rica.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh, okay. Wait, hold on, what!?!? Well, shouldn't we go after him!?

Ellie: Um...

Does Ellie:
A. Decide to go after him
B. Decide not to go after him cuz who cares
C. Decide to go after him but wearing a chicken costume
D. Decide to start a new career as a pizza chef

B8  Fuzzywig08  batonmaster500  𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 WelCON to the CONtinuation of this topic. In case you forgot what was going on in the story, just go back and read it, I ain't wasting time recapping. Also tell your friends cause the more the merrier.

Alan: Dag barn it, that stuck-up old guy thinks he can just replace me!? Grrrrrrrrrrrr..... well, I'm just gonna go to his darneded island anyway! He said it was near Costa Rica, right?

*Alan pulls out a GPS and starts walking to Costa Rica*

Ellie: ALAAAAN!!!

Alan: What!?

Ellie: What are you doing?

Alan: Walking to Costa Rica.

Ellie: Oh, okay.

*TWO HOURS LATER*

Ellie: Wait, hold on, what!?!? AALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!1

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What's going on?

Ellie: Alan said he was walking to Costa Rica.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh, okay. Wait, hold on, what!?!? Well, shouldn't we go after him!?

Ellie: Um...

Does Ellie:
A. Decide to go after him
B. Decide not to go after him cuz who cares
C. Decide to go after him but wearing a chicken costume
D. Decide to start a new career as a pizza chef

Ellie: Okay, I guess we should go after him. But first I better make sure I'm wearing a chicken costume.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What

Ellie: *runs inside trailer and pops out wearing chicken costume*

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: OK then

Ellie: Well, if you want to come with me, you'd better make sure you're wearing a chicken costume as well.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Um...

Ellie: Whatever, I'd better get going, byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye *runs away in the direction of Costa Rica*

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Uh, wait, hold on! *runs after her*

Ellie: *chicken noises*

Meanwhile....

Alan: *has just arrived in Wyoming* Only 3,750 miles to go! I'm making great time!

Meanwhile....

John Hammond: Well, now I'm going to need to find another paleontologist to come sign off on my park. Hm, I don't really know any other good paleontologists. I'll have to ask someone I trust for a recommendation.

Does John:
A. ask his lawyer, Donald Gennaro
B. ask Ian Malcolm
C. find Alan Grant and ask him
D. ask the first person he sees

B8  Fuzzywig08  𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯  batonmaster500

Ellie: Okay, I guess we should go after him. But first I better make sure I'm wearing a chicken costume.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What

Ellie: *runs inside trailer and pops out wearing chicken costume*

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: OK then

Ellie: Well, if you want to come with me, you'd better make sure you're wearing a chicken costume as well.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Um...

Ellie: Whatever, I'd better get going, byyyyyyyyyyyyyyye *runs away in the direction of Costa Rica*

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Uh, wait, hold on! *runs after her*

Ellie: *chicken noises*

Meanwhile....

Alan: *has just arrived in Wyoming* Only 3,750 miles to go! I'm making great time!

Meanwhile....

John Hammond: Well, now I'm going to need to find another paleontologist to come sign off on my park. Hm, I don't really know any other good paleontologists. I'll have to ask someone I trust for a recommendation.

Does John:
A. ask his lawyer, Donald Gennaro
B. ask Ian Malcolm
C. find Alan Grant and ask him
D. ask the first person he sees

B8  Fuzzywig08  𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯  batonmaster500

So John Hammond finds Alan Grant and asks him!

John: Hey, look, it's that guy again! Pretty sure I didn't like him but I forgot why. Plus he looks like a paleontologist! This is perfect! Hey, you!

Alan: Yes???

John: Want to come check out my park so you can sign off on it as an expert in your field so that my lawyers will approve its grand opening plans????????

Alan: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.

John: Wonderful! Hop in!

*Alan climbs into the car*

Alan had taken so long saying "um" that Ellie and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe were able to catch up to him.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Hey, look, there's Alan!

Ellie: AALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!1

Alan: Yes?

Ellie: *chicken noises* Can we come with you?

Alan: Sure! *turns to John* Is it okay if you have three paleontologists sign off on your park instead of just one?

John: Of course not, you buffoon!!! The lawyers specifically asked for one. But they can still come if they want to!!!

Alan: Come on, Ellie and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe!

Ellie: I'm not Ellie anymore. I'm CHickKeN ElLiEee!!!!!

Alan: Ummmmmmmmmmmm okay.

Chicken Ellie: LeEt'S goOooOo!!!!

*Chicken Ellie and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe jump into the car*

John: Alright! And we're off! *drives away*

Does John:
A. drive to Costa Rica
B. drive directly to the island (cause who needs helicopters)
C. drive to Isla Sorna
D. drive to the North Pole


B8  𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 Fuzzywig08  batonmaster500

So John Hammond finds Alan Grant and asks him!

John: Hey, look, it's that guy again! Pretty sure I didn't like him but I forgot why. Plus he looks like a paleontologist! This is perfect! Hey, you!

Alan: Yes???

John: Want to come check out my park so you can sign off on it as an expert in your field so that my lawyers will approve its grand opening plans????????

Alan: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.

John: Wonderful! Hop in!

*Alan climbs into the car*

Alan had taken so long saying "um" that Ellie and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe were able to catch up to him.

Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Hey, look, there's Alan!

Ellie: AALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!1

Alan: Yes?

Ellie: *chicken noises* Can we come with you?

Alan: Sure! *turns to John* Is it okay if you have three paleontologists sign off on your park instead of just one?

John: Of course not, you buffoon!!! The lawyers specifically asked for one. But they can still come if they want to!!!

Alan: Come on, Ellie and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe!

Ellie: I'm not Ellie anymore. I'm CHickKeN ElLiEee!!!!!

Alan: Ummmmmmmmmmmm okay.

Chicken Ellie: LeEt'S goOooOo!!!!

*Chicken Ellie and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe jump into the car*

John: Alright! And we're off! *drives away*

Does John:
A. drive to Costa Rica
B. drive directly to the island (cause who needs helicopters)
C. drive to Isla Sorna
D. drive to the North Pole


B8  𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 Fuzzywig08  batonmaster500