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Post by batonmaster500 on Mar 8, 2021 2:21:52 GMT
Mr. Elf leads them to the toy factory. Mr. Elf: Here is the toy factory! It's where we make toys! Alan: Well, duh. Assorted Elves: La, la, la, we love making toys! The Assorted Elves make toys as they sing. John (aka Santa Claus): Er, Mr. Elf, shouldn't we be headed to the sleigh garage? Or have you finished that Island Portal yet? Mr. Elf: We have finished the Island Portal, but it's on the other side of your workshop and we might as well give the full tour to the guests while we're on the way. John (aka Santa Claus): Well, I suppose, although I am on a bit of a tight schedule. Alan: How long does this tour take exactly? Mr. Elf: 72 hours and 22 minutes! Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): It's because they let you test-play with one of every kind of toy we produce. Mr. Elf: Oh, yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, I forgot about that part of the tour! I was thinking of the abridged version. The test-playing makes it closer to 217 hours and 7 seconds. Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): Oh no no no nonononononononono wait you don't have to do that part of the tour!!! Mr. Elf had already started on that part of the tour and so it was too late. Once an elf has started something, they cannot stop because that is an inherently nonsensical concept for them. 216 hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds later: Mr. Elf: And here is the brand-new Island Portal which can take us directly to the Boss's new island park west of Costa Rica! That concludes our tour. Any questions? John (aka Santa Claus): No, I don't think so. Now can you send us through the portal so I can give them the tour I actually wanted them to see!?!? Mr. Elf: Sure thing! Would you like me to help you with that tour? Alan, John (aka Santa Claus), and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: NOOO!!!!Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* Mr. Elf cries. John (aka Santa Claus): Go make some toys! Mr. Elf instantly cheers up. Mr. Elf: Okay! Mr. Elf departs to his toy-making post. John (aka Santa Claus): Wait a minute, I don't know how to operate the Island Portal! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. try to operate the Island Portal himself B. ask Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out C. summon Mr. Elf back Joe! Joe! Joe! =P B. =P
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Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Mar 8, 2021 9:23:25 GMT
Mr. Elf leads them to the toy factory. Mr. Elf: Here is the toy factory! It's where we make toys! Alan: Well, duh. Assorted Elves: La, la, la, we love making toys! The Assorted Elves make toys as they sing. John (aka Santa Claus): Er, Mr. Elf, shouldn't we be headed to the sleigh garage? Or have you finished that Island Portal yet? Mr. Elf: We have finished the Island Portal, but it's on the other side of your workshop and we might as well give the full tour to the guests while we're on the way. John (aka Santa Claus): Well, I suppose, although I am on a bit of a tight schedule. Alan: How long does this tour take exactly? Mr. Elf: 72 hours and 22 minutes! Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): It's because they let you test-play with one of every kind of toy we produce. Mr. Elf: Oh, yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, I forgot about that part of the tour! I was thinking of the abridged version. The test-playing makes it closer to 217 hours and 7 seconds. Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): Oh no no no nonononononononono wait you don't have to do that part of the tour!!! Mr. Elf had already started on that part of the tour and so it was too late. Once an elf has started something, they cannot stop because that is an inherently nonsensical concept for them. 216 hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds later: Mr. Elf: And here is the brand-new Island Portal which can take us directly to the Boss's new island park west of Costa Rica! That concludes our tour. Any questions? John (aka Santa Claus): No, I don't think so. Now can you send us through the portal so I can give them the tour I actually wanted them to see!?!? Mr. Elf: Sure thing! Would you like me to help you with that tour? Alan, John (aka Santa Claus), and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: NOOO!!!!Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* Mr. Elf cries. John (aka Santa Claus): Go make some toys! Mr. Elf instantly cheers up. Mr. Elf: Okay! Mr. Elf departs to his toy-making post. John (aka Santa Claus): Wait a minute, I don't know how to operate the Island Portal! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. try to operate the Island Portal himself B. ask Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out C. summon Mr. Elf back Uhh, I'm going to vote C.
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Post by B8 on Mar 8, 2021 9:42:28 GMT
Mr. Elf leads them to the toy factory. Mr. Elf: Here is the toy factory! It's where we make toys! Alan: Well, duh. Assorted Elves: La, la, la, we love making toys! The Assorted Elves make toys as they sing. John (aka Santa Claus): Er, Mr. Elf, shouldn't we be headed to the sleigh garage? Or have you finished that Island Portal yet? Mr. Elf: We have finished the Island Portal, but it's on the other side of your workshop and we might as well give the full tour to the guests while we're on the way. John (aka Santa Claus): Well, I suppose, although I am on a bit of a tight schedule. Alan: How long does this tour take exactly? Mr. Elf: 72 hours and 22 minutes! Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): It's because they let you test-play with one of every kind of toy we produce. Mr. Elf: Oh, yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, I forgot about that part of the tour! I was thinking of the abridged version. The test-playing makes it closer to 217 hours and 7 seconds. Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): Oh no no no nonononononononono wait you don't have to do that part of the tour!!! Mr. Elf had already started on that part of the tour and so it was too late. Once an elf has started something, they cannot stop because that is an inherently nonsensical concept for them. 216 hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds later: Mr. Elf: And here is the brand-new Island Portal which can take us directly to the Boss's new island park west of Costa Rica! That concludes our tour. Any questions? John (aka Santa Claus): No, I don't think so. Now can you send us through the portal so I can give them the tour I actually wanted them to see!?!? Mr. Elf: Sure thing! Would you like me to help you with that tour? Alan, John (aka Santa Claus), and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: NOOO!!!!Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* Mr. Elf cries. John (aka Santa Claus): Go make some toys! Mr. Elf instantly cheers up. Mr. Elf: Okay! Mr. Elf departs to his toy-making post. John (aka Santa Claus): Wait a minute, I don't know how to operate the Island Portal! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. try to operate the Island Portal himself B. ask Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out C. summon Mr. Elf back I think I'll vote B.
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Mar 18, 2021 20:43:15 GMT
Post by Fuzzywig08 on Mar 18, 2021 20:43:15 GMT
Mr. Elf leads them to the toy factory. Mr. Elf: Here is the toy factory! It's where we make toys! Alan: Well, duh. Assorted Elves: La, la, la, we love making toys! The Assorted Elves make toys as they sing. John (aka Santa Claus): Er, Mr. Elf, shouldn't we be headed to the sleigh garage? Or have you finished that Island Portal yet? Mr. Elf: We have finished the Island Portal, but it's on the other side of your workshop and we might as well give the full tour to the guests while we're on the way. John (aka Santa Claus): Well, I suppose, although I am on a bit of a tight schedule. Alan: How long does this tour take exactly? Mr. Elf: 72 hours and 22 minutes! Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): It's because they let you test-play with one of every kind of toy we produce. Mr. Elf: Oh, yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh, I forgot about that part of the tour! I was thinking of the abridged version. The test-playing makes it closer to 217 hours and 7 seconds. Alan: John (aka Santa Claus): Oh no no no nonononononononono wait you don't have to do that part of the tour!!! Mr. Elf had already started on that part of the tour and so it was too late. Once an elf has started something, they cannot stop because that is an inherently nonsensical concept for them. 216 hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds later: Mr. Elf: And here is the brand-new Island Portal which can take us directly to the Boss's new island park west of Costa Rica! That concludes our tour. Any questions? John (aka Santa Claus): No, I don't think so. Now can you send us through the portal so I can give them the tour I actually wanted them to see!?!? Mr. Elf: Sure thing! Would you like me to help you with that tour? Alan, John (aka Santa Claus), and Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: NOOO!!!!Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* Mr. Elf cries. John (aka Santa Claus): Go make some toys! Mr. Elf instantly cheers up. Mr. Elf: Okay! Mr. Elf departs to his toy-making post. John (aka Santa Claus): Wait a minute, I don't know how to operate the Island Portal! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. try to operate the Island Portal himself B. ask Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out C. summon Mr. Elf back B.
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Apr 5, 2021 19:33:07 GMT
-last edited on Apr 5, 2021 19:33:39 GMT by Z-Whales
Post by Z-Whales on Apr 5, 2021 19:33:07 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash
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Post by 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 on Apr 5, 2021 22:53:11 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash A.
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Post by HannahDash on Apr 6, 2021 4:36:18 GMT
*snip* Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash I'll say A.
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Post by Fuzzywig08 on Apr 8, 2021 20:10:21 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash B.
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Apr 11, 2021 18:39:58 GMT
Post by B8 on Apr 11, 2021 18:39:58 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash I think I shall vote B.
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Apr 14, 2021 22:58:49 GMT
Post by Fuzzywig08 on Apr 14, 2021 22:58:49 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash I think I shall vote B. Hey, batonmaster500 we need your vote for the tiebreaker!
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Post by batonmaster500 on Apr 15, 2021 0:53:59 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash I vote A. =P
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Apr 16, 2021 21:40:54 GMT
Post by Fuzzywig08 on Apr 16, 2021 21:40:54 GMT
John (aka Santa Claus) asks Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe to figure it out. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: What!?!? John (aka Santa Claus): Do you think you can figure out how to make this Island Portal work? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Oh........................ ummmmmmmm.......... Alan: Just try and do it before that crazy elf guy comes back. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay, okay! Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe examines the Island Portal. He notices that there is a giant green button that says "Push to be transported to Isla Nublar" and a giant red button that says "Do Not Push." Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Ummmm.... hey, uh... Mr. Claus? John (aka Santa Claus): Yeeeeeeeees? Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Is your island called Isla Nublar? John (aka Santa Claus): Yes. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Okay. Everyone get inside the portal. Everyone shuffles over to stand inside the portal. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe pushes the giant green button. Everyone is instantly transported to the Visitor Center of Jurassic Park. They see the skeletons on display. Alan: Whoa, this is a dinosaur place? Cool. Random Paleontologist Guy Named Joe: Very cool. What's the point of having it on an island, though? Chicken Ellie: *chicken noises* John (aka Santa Claus): Well....... it's on an island, because, er......... well. You'll see when you go on the tour! Does John (aka Santa Claus): A. make them go on the tour this exact second B. take them to meet Ian Malcolm, Donald Gennaro, and Robert Muldoon C. leave them with no explanation 𝓐𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝓕𝔬𝔲𝔯 B8 batonmaster500 Fuzzywig08 HannahDash I vote A. =P HEY, YOU VOTED AGAINST MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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