Jay accidentally trips inside and ends up inside of Pythor's Secret lair! Which was inside of Torchfire mountain. Pythor turned around and said... (done to keep the sentence from splitting)
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry to wake you from your nap, old chum, but I wanted to ask: how do you feel about being made into chicken soup?"
...only for it to spontaneously burst into song, singing, "I quit my job, I quit my job, 'cuz...
*...The handles of the pot act like arms and catch a cane & hat that appeared out of no where*
"I'm just cooking plot, it's what I've got, but I ain't going there! Time to serve, with fresh herbs, a *holds the note then belts out* nice lovely dose of armooooooooor!"
*It pulls out some armor and throws it over to Jay while singing to a jazzy tune then walks to a corner and pulls down on a rope attached to a stage curtain when...*
... When Pythor finally nabs the pot and shakes it around, shouting angrily, "What is the matter with you?! You're a POT, you're not supposed to sing and dance,what is this all about...?!"
Goodbye LMBs...
Goodbye LMBs...
