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Sept 25, 2018 12:35:02 GMT
Post by milbro081399 on Sept 25, 2018 12:35:02 GMT
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Sept 25, 2018 12:35:42 GMT
Post by milbro081399 on Sept 25, 2018 12:35:42 GMT
Very well. To help you get through your sentencing, you shall work in the cafeteria. Ooh, cool!
*eats all the sandwiches in the cafeteria* And thus, the prisoners eat slop.
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Sept 25, 2018 15:42:55 GMT
Post by BearSoliloquy on Sept 25, 2018 15:42:55 GMT
Sowwy... Apologising will not get you out of prison! Rats.
My master plan has been foiled! *Realizes I am not in a cell yet* Time for plan "B"! *Makes a break for it*
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Sept 25, 2018 18:20:14 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Sept 25, 2018 18:20:14 GMT
Apologising will not get you out of prison! Rats.
My master plan has been foiled! *Realizes I am not in a cell yet* Time for plan "B"! *Makes a break for it* Not so fast! *Handcuffs you* You thought you could get away so quickly, huh?
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Sept 25, 2018 18:26:50 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Sept 25, 2018 18:26:50 GMT
Oh, well, that's nice. It's nice to give the warden a pass. I'll have to put you in jail if you commit a much more serious crime, though.
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Sept 25, 2018 18:34:52 GMT
Post by BearSoliloquy on Sept 25, 2018 18:34:52 GMT
Not so fast! *Handcuffs you* You thought you could get away so quickly, huh? Beeswax. Whelp at least I wasn't tased this time. Which way to the cells?
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Sept 25, 2018 19:08:54 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Sept 25, 2018 19:08:54 GMT
Not so fast! *Handcuffs you* You thought you could get away so quickly, huh? Beeswax. Whelp at least I wasn't tased this time. Which way to the cells? *Points to a small cell on the right* There you go. Don't even think about trying to escape.
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Sept 26, 2018 1:16:16 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Sept 26, 2018 1:16:16 GMT
*gives you long-suffering look* The fourth year is the longest.
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Sept 26, 2018 1:16:53 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Sept 26, 2018 1:16:53 GMT
If she's here for 10 years...that's gonna be one long shift. You said it. Don't even get me started on overtime. I hope the pay is good.
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Sept 26, 2018 1:17:24 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Sept 26, 2018 1:17:24 GMT
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Sept 26, 2018 1:18:11 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Sept 26, 2018 1:18:11 GMT
Beeswax. Whelp at least I wasn't tased this time. Which way to the cells? *Points to a small cell on the right* There you go. Don't even think about trying to escape. ...are there thought detectors? O_O
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Sept 26, 2018 3:23:30 GMT
Post by BearSoliloquy on Sept 26, 2018 3:23:30 GMT
*Points to a small cell on the right* There you go. Don't even think about trying to escape. ...are there thought detectors? O_O (I laughed out loud when I read this. XD)
*Gulps* I hope not...
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Sept 26, 2018 6:39:38 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Sept 26, 2018 6:39:38 GMT
*Points to a small cell on the right* There you go. Don't even think about trying to escape. ...are there thought detectors? O_O No, but there are security cameras all around the building, so any attempt to escape is futile. We will be watching.
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Sept 26, 2018 14:39:16 GMT
Post by fantasius1111 on Sept 26, 2018 14:39:16 GMT
You'll never get those five years back. If only you hadn't resorted to crime.
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Sept 26, 2018 15:53:19 GMT
Post by MockingbirdInc on Sept 26, 2018 15:53:19 GMT
Ooh, cool!
*eats all the sandwiches in the cafeteria* And thus, the prisoners eat slop. What kind of slop is it this time?
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