MockingbirdInc has been found guilty of stealing the content of fellow user LordTigress ! Please arrange his sentence.
*sees tag for this new jail* WAIT NO I WAS FRAMED oh wait
xD This is awesome. What would I be arrested for?
Well, for one thing, you didn't capitalize the "O" in "oh," and you forgot to place a period at the end. *Drags you off to a cell and chucks you in, slamming the door shut and locking the door.*
*sees tag for this new jail* WAIT NO I WAS FRAMED oh wait
xD This is awesome. What would I be arrested for?
Well, for one thing, you didn't capitalize the "O" in "oh," and you forgot to place a period at the end. *Drags you off to a cell and chucks you in, slamming the door shut and locking the door.*
Welcome to the LMBE prison. And by welcome, I mean welcome to the topic where you must serve your sentence for all of those foul posts. The transgressions are as follows: -Liking too many posts. -Spam -Grammar police detainment -Questioning the mods -Failing to have fun
First things first, you will be given a cell. You will return to your cell for sleep, or if a lockdown is in effect. If a lockdown is in effect, and you are too far from the cell, say such and a guard will escort you.
The cafeterium is where you can eat and socialize with the other users who have made atrocities. You shall be served whatever slop we have to offer (The mods don't fund this), and you shall be given a little leeway here.
Next, there are work stations. The work stations are as follow: -Gardener -Laundryman/woman -Repairman -Janitor
There is a library, for the inquisitive minds, and for those who wish to learn in this barren place. We also have a gym, in which you can lift weights, do pull ups or push ups. You may visit these places during your free time.
In this prison, the warden is in control, lest the mods say otherwise. The mods are the law in this place. The officers are the ones who you shall answer to.
Welcome to your new home.
(Note: this is just a RP. You are free to roam around if you please. Mods, edit this in however manner you see fit.)
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Do I have to go to jail now?
Now that's just failing to have fun. A three year sentence for you.
oh dear well i guess i'm guilty of all five offenses
hi, fellow criminals!!
You have commited repeated offence of poor grammar with no capital letters and little punctuation! That along with the rest of your crimes earns you a place in this prison, so serve your time here!
No coma after the oh dear? The grammar police are slacking.
For committing all five charges, you shall be sentenced to twenty years!
You have commited repeated offence of poor grammar with no capital letters and little punctuation! That along with the rest of your crimes earns you a place in this prison, so serve your time here!
No coma after the oh dear? The grammar police are slacking.
For committing all five charges, you shall be sentenced to twenty years!
Coma? Don't you mean comma? Seriously, it sounds like you expected the criminal to fall into a coma after saying "oh dear".
We should actually have content theft added to the list of offences.
