Thank you. I happen to know your law degree is forged. Technically, you should be in this jail just for that. And I'm still waiting on my payment for that Mario case.
Anyway, I will be your lawyer, Dill. What is your case?
25% off and a rubber duck!! You're hired! Well Henny's trying to arrest me and he won't even talk to my alibi. not to mention that he hasn't even told me the charge he's taking me in for. And I have a cake in the oven that may just burn because of all this. And I demand to be read my rights.
No, she has committed unspeakable crimes against this country, and I told her that there isn't an alibi, and I said IT'S UNSPEAKABLE!!! WHO CARES ABOUT YOU'RE CAKE?!?! And as for your rights, you now have none. *dabs*
25% off and a rubber duck!! You're hired! Well Henny's trying to arrest me and he won't even talk to my alibi. not to mention that he hasn't even told me the charge he's taking me in for. And I have a cake in the oven that may just burn because of all this. And I demand to be read my rights.
No, she has committed unspeakable crimes against this country, and I told her that there isn't an alibi, and I said IT'S UNSPEAKABLE!!! WHO CARES ABOUT YOU'RE CAKE?!?! And as for your rights, you now have none. *dabs*
I CARE ABOUT THE CAKE!! It was a cheesecake for my friend, JJ. Lawyer, is it true that I have no rights? Even if it is I would like the courtesy of being read the Miranda, Henny.
No, she has committed unspeakable crimes against this country, and I told her that there isn't an alibi, and I said IT'S UNSPEAKABLE!!! WHO CARES ABOUT YOU'RE CAKE?!?! And as for your rights, you now have none. *dabs*
I CARE ABOUT THE CAKE!! It was a cheesecake for my friend, JJ. Lawyer, is it true that I have no rights? Even if it is I would like the courtesy of being read the Miranda, Henny.
Fine, fine. You have the right to remain silent, everything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law, you have no right to be told about what you did, you have no right to be read your rights. Oh. I'll stop now. Point proven I think.
I CARE ABOUT THE CAKE!! It was a cheesecake for my friend, JJ. Lawyer, is it true that I have no rights? Even if it is I would like the courtesy of being read the Miranda, Henny.
Fine, fine. You have the right to remain silent, everything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law, you have no right to be told about what you did, you have no right to be read your rights. Oh. I'll stop now. Point proven I think.
Fine, fine. You have the right to remain silent, everything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law, you have no right to be told about what you did, you have no right to be read your rights. Oh. I'll stop now. Point proven I think.
Did you just edit the Miranda?
Did you just accuse someone who's definitely a police officer?
Did you just accuse someone who's definitely a police officer?
I don't know. will my answer affect my trial?
*Sighs happily* I've missed fast chatting.
I said you have the right to remain silent. Oh wait... You have no rights, wait, so huh.. I'm confused. I guess you can talk then. Also, you have the right to come with me, but since you have no rights... hmmm . Since I'm a law abiding citizen, I'm going to turn my back for 5 minutes, and let you decide. *turns my back*
I said you have the right to remain silent. Oh wait... You have no rights, wait, so huh.. I'm confused. I guess you can talk then. Also, you have the right to come with me, but since you have no rights... hmmm . Since I'm a law abiding citizen, I'm going to turn my back for 5 minutes, and let you decide. *turns my back*
*Stares at you for three minuets. Then turn to leave.* Easiest escape ever!
I said you have the right to remain silent. Oh wait... You have no rights, wait, so huh.. I'm confused. I guess you can talk then. Also, you have the right to come with me, but since you have no rights... hmmm . Since I'm a law abiding citizen, I'm going to turn my back for 5 minutes, and let you decide. *turns my back*
*Stares at you for three minuets. Then turn to leave.* Easiest escape ever!
*After 5 minutes I turn around* Ohhh no! I guuessss she got awayyyy. Oh weeeeell. *shrugs*
Well Henny's trying to arrest me and he won't even talk to my alibi. not to mention that he hasn't even told me the charge he's taking me in for. And I have a cake in the oven that may just burn because of all this. 
And I demand to be read my rights. 
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU'RE CAKE?!?! 
Goodbye LMBs...
Goodbye LMBs...
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU'RE CAKE?!?! 
It was a cheesecake for my friend, JJ. 
It was a cheesecake for my friend, JJ. 
I guess you can talk then. Also, you have the right to come with me, but since you have no rights... hmmm 
. Since I'm a law abiding citizen, I'm going to turn my back for 5 minutes, and let you decide. *turns my back* 
I'm still here. 
*pulls up my phone and googles "LMB Eternal Staff Rules" and reads them for an hour*