Oh dear I think I've done all these crimes. . . You'll never catch me modies! *Runs for door*
I spawn in front of you. Me: Hello friend. It's the end of the line!
Oh hay ther.... Wait END OF THE LINE!? No please! I have friends. I have an alibi who will vouch for me. You can't take me to jail! I have a CAKE IN THE OVEN!!! O0O
I spawn in front of you. Me: Hello friend. It's the end of the line!
Oh hay ther.... Wait END OF THE LINE!? No please! I have friends. I have an alibi who will vouch for me. You can't take me to jail! I have a CAKE IN THE OVEN!!! O0O
I'm sorry. We have evidence that you made a dupe account and used it to commit the crime while you stayed behind with your friend. There is no alibi. Get in the mod car! We're taking you to the Eternal Prison, where everyone's sentence is for an eternal amount of time. Unless you behave
Oh hay ther.... Wait END OF THE LINE!? No please! I have friends. I have an alibi who will vouch for me. You can't take me to jail! I have a CAKE IN THE OVEN!!! O0O
I'm sorry. We have evidence that you made a dupe account and used it to commit the crime while you stayed behind with your friend. There is no alibi. Get in the mod car! We're taking you to the Eternal Prison, where everyone's sentence is for an eternal amount of time. Unless you behave
Will I have a longer jail time if I resist arrest right now?
I'm sorry. We have evidence that you made a dupe account and used it to commit the crime while you stayed behind with your friend. There is no alibi. Get in the mod car! We're taking you to the Eternal Prison, where everyone's sentence is for an eternal amount of time. Unless you behave
Will I have a longer jail time if I resist arrest right now?
I am your lawyer, and I say you're guilty! As you can see, we have very functional laws here.
*Rapidly scrambles in at the sound of "I want a lawyer."*
Did someone say they need a lawyer? I happen to be an attorney for hire. Here's my card.
*Hands Dill business card. It reads, "Only lawyer on the LMBE. 25% off deal happening right now for attorney's fees. Comes with free GKF8 Rubber Ducky as a keepsake."*
I am your lawyer, and I say you're guilty! As you can see, we have very functional laws here.
*Rapidly scrambles in at the sound of "I want a lawyer."*
Did someone say they need a lawyer? I happen to be an attorney for hire. Here's my card.
*Hands Dill business card. It reads, "Only lawyer on the LMBE. 25% off deal happening right now for attorney's fees. Comes with free GKF8 Rubber Ducky as a keepsake."*
Oh, sorry... sir.... I guess you could be the lawyer.
*Rapidly scrambles in at the sound of "I want a lawyer."*
Did someone say they need a lawyer? I happen to be an attorney for hire. Here's my card.
*Hands Dill business card. It reads, "Only lawyer on the LMBE. 25% off deal happening right now for attorney's fees. Comes with free GKF8 Rubber Ducky as a keepsake."*
Oh, sorry... sir.... I guess you could be the lawyer.
Thank you. I happen to know your law degree is forged. Technically, you should be in this jail just for that. And I'm still waiting on my payment for that Mario case.
Anyway, I will be your lawyer, Dill. What is your case?
Oh, sorry... sir.... I guess you could be the lawyer.
Thank you. I happen to know your law degree is forged. Technically, you should be in this jail just for that. And I'm still waiting on my payment for that Mario case.
Anyway, I will be your lawyer, Dill. What is your case?
Thank you. I happen to know your law degree is forged. Technically, you should be in this jail just for that. And I'm still waiting on my payment for that Mario case.
Anyway, I will be your lawyer, Dill. What is your case?
Well I forged your law degree too, so whatever.
*hands you 5000 dollars* times 50
I ripped that fake law degree up so fast, it would have amazed you. I decided to continue using my real one.
Oh, sorry... sir.... I guess you could be the lawyer.
Thank you. I happen to know your law degree is forged. Technically, you should be in this jail just for that. And I'm still waiting on my payment for that Mario case.
Anyway, I will be your lawyer, Dill. What is your case?
25% off and a rubber duck!! You're hired! Well Henny's trying to arrest me and he won't even talk to my alibi. not to mention that he hasn't even told me the charge he's taking me in for. And I have a cake in the oven that may just burn because of all this. And I demand to be read my rights.
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*Runs for door*
Goodbye LMBs...
Goodbye LMBs...
No please! I have friends. I have an alibi who will vouch for me. You can't take me to jail! I have a CAKE IN THE OVEN!!! O0O 
No please! I have friends. I have an alibi who will vouch for me. You can't take me to jail! I have a CAKE IN THE OVEN!!! O0O 
Oh, sorry... sir.... I guess you could be the lawyer. 
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times 50![[$]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/HllGPdCPscNOHpjqgauJ.png)
times 50
Well Henny's trying to arrest me and he won't even talk to my alibi. not to mention that he hasn't even told me the charge he's taking me in for. And I have a cake in the oven that may just burn because of all this. 
And I demand to be read my rights.