Hmmmmm, strange isn't it. Okay. I would want my pistol to buck less and my rifle to shoot straighter and have a better scope to compensate my near sightedness. But they wern't my guns so ahwell, I could be far better though. Fine then, I get the passenger seat with a shotgun.
I know, I think I'll go rewatch it once they grow out. Welp, I give you permission to modify them just so long as they're empty at the time. Exactly what I'm looking for. Now we need a back gunner.
Must have been a five star experience if they give in movie manicures. But they're not mine and I'm not skilled enough. I'll just buy some I like. Good. I vote Nexo in.
Dr. Merry Mayhem D.B. (Doctor of ballistics) here kiddies!!!!! Remember kids you don't need to aim a shotgun, you just point in the general direction and squeeze the trigger a lot!!!!!!
In other words...this gun is designed to be idiot-proof? Yay, it's about time they designed a gun I could use.
I don't believe you're an idiot for a minute. I think you are more cunning and wise than you let on. But da shotgun is fun to fire. Remember kiddies be safe and have fun.
People had noticed my pic post. In fact, within ten minutes it had already started bouncing around the forum, and by the end of the day it had become the number one post in the last 24 hours. I had gone ahead and verified my account sometime during then, so it had helped fuel the rumors to know that the account was indeed linked with the guy on the leaderboards.
I made another post today, a video showing me getting soundly thumped in the pvp arena. I had tried out a new move that had resulted in me doing a backflip into the business end of a sword.
Again, I had no idea what sort of message I was trying to send, or if I was posting it only because it had cracked me and Mateo up so badly we had lost seven CONsecutive pvp rounds straight.
Following my massive debut into the weekly challenge, I had never dropped back in. Orcs had haunted my sleep following the slaughter, so I was sticking away. I was on an old track, actually. I was CONvinced we were missing something about my first challenge. The one defending Mona Lisa against the apocalypse.
The coders all along had made stuff at least possible to be played by low-dollar gamers. That challenge was too impossible. There had to be something missing.
I dropped in and played it a few times with just me and Mateo. Nothing. Eventually, though people started screaming at me in the chat, I stopped fighting, and wondered around. Finally, I took a bunch of screenshots on a round, and spent thirty minutes staring so intently at them that when I looked away I had spots on my vision.
Mateo got very bored of my search early on, and spent a lot of time during the later research rounds joining wholeheartedly into the chat bash of “TheGreatCon” guy. What made it worse was that people were starting to recognize the username, and were expecting a lot from me now. I still could only manage to get about nine of them brain-cravers before I’d go down. I wasn’t going to win this thing via skill.
Yay, it's about time they designed a gun I could use. 
