They said that it was too "dangerous" to have explosives near small children, and that somebody might "get hurt" or that the parents would sue them for "dangerous" devices near the children.
Sue them for discriminating against people with volatile personalities.
It was the next day that Mateo broke me the news she had moved on and found someone new to spend her time and charms upon.
“Good for her.” I said. “Hopefully that doesn’t mean you guys aren’t friends anymore.”
“No, we’re good. We survived you insulting her to her face, I’m sure we can weather the fact that she finally realized you’re not worth her time.” He sounded bitter. I didn’t care.
“Well, uh, wanna play LMB?” I asked.
“Are you not going to ask who she’s crushing on now?” He raised an eyebrow.
“Nope. I tend to let bygones be bygones.” I booted up my computer.
“Not even the teensiest bit curious?”
I gave him a bored look. “I couldn’t care less if she dyed her hair purple and boarded a jet for Tahiti. You think I care she moved on?” I turned back to the game.
He fiddled with his goggles. “She actually had a haircut this week.”
I wasn’t about to tell him I noticed.
“Anyways…she’s found this guy online she really likes.” Mateo said.
“That’s nice, he’s probably a creep.” I glanced up from the game. “You joining in or no?”
“Sure.” He said, slipping on his goggles. “Well, I know for a fact the guy is a jerk.”
“Yeah?” I said, barely paying attention.
“Yeah.” He twisted his stick as he maneuvered over to my character. “Cause she’s crushing on your in-game alter-ego now.”
I promptly button-mashed the keyboard and nearly choked, despite the fact I wasn’t eating anything.
It was amazingness and epicness brewed to pure perfection, spiced with immaculate action and adventure. *hands you one* I hope you CON aim.
Dr. Merry Mayhem D.B. (Doctor of ballistics) here kiddies!!!!! Remember kids you don't need to aim a shotgun, you just point in the general direction and squeeze the trigger a lot!!!!!!
In other words...this gun is designed to be idiot-proof? Yay, it's about time they designed a gun I could use.
Not really, the blood is all rushing to my head. I had a doughnut, that's about the only abnormal thing in my stomach. When he's paying attention.
And that's supposed to give you a reason to be selfish!! I love doughnuts. :3 I was under the impression He always was….. XD
It just means I'm distracted. I work at a place that bakes them fresh every morning, it's going to be the death of my wallet. What about when he needs to use the restroom?
Nope, but somehow I got my fingernails trimmed while I was in there. Howabout after you pull the trigger? In this vehicle, shotgun means shotgun.
Hmmmmm, strange isn't it. Okay. I would want my pistol to buck less and my rifle to shoot straighter and have a better scope to compensate my near sightedness. But they wern't my guns so ahwell, I could be far better though. Fine then, I get the passenger seat with a shotgun.
I know, I think I'll go rewatch it once they grow out. Welp, I give you permission to modify them just so long as they're empty at the time. Exactly what I'm looking for. Now we need a back gunner.
And that's supposed to give you a reason to be selfish!! I love doughnuts. :3 I was under the impression He always was….. XD
It just means I'm distracted. I work at a place that bakes them fresh every morning, it's going to be the death of my wallet. What about when he needs to use the restroom?
Oh, then share up. OHHHH HEAVENS!!! @.@ I got free product at my job and I'v almost completely lost the ten pounds I gained. Half I gained from stress because some days I didn't hardly eat. I don't think they do that up their.
*hands you one* I hope you CON aim. 
