I found my USB, which was luckily not spilled out of my backpack up on the college campus, as I thought, but sitting atop the piano. Moar story now.
The whole city is a hazmat of humanity. We’ve built buildings on top of buildings so many times that the place looks like a stack of building blocks. The building I’m on top of sits atop a bunker. Atop it is an apartment complex.
It is a mattress store, which went out of business years ago. It is now home to a family of eight and about a million spiders.
My laptop finished firing up, and I zipped in my password with nimble fingers. Twenty two characters long. Why? Because I like a challenge. Oh, and security. My bank account totally reeks of rich.
I ripped off the casing, and inserted the disk into my computer. Most people download games. Not down here. #Hardcopies.
The loading bar was insanely long. I sighed, and pulled up a chat pod on the side, and messaged my one and only friend, Mateo.
TheGreatCon: I got LEGO Multiplayer Battles.
Legosandmore13: bout time.
TheGreatCon: I think I’ll die of old age before it finishes installing.
Legosandmore13: It’s worth it.
TheGreatCon: Tell ‘em that at my funeral.
Legosandmore13: tell ‘em yourself, I don’t plan on coming. Think I’ll stay home and eat pizza.
I dropped back off to press “next” a bunch of times. Just when I was about to go back, it finished, and booted up. The screen filled with a bright flash of light, and then a tumble of bricks obscured it. The rainfall of bricks continued as the “play” button appeared.
It was a mess, cause my first part when through, got a late rejection after I posted part 2, so then I had to edit part 1 and get it up, then have them take down part 2...ugh.
I found my USB, which was luckily not spilled out of my backpack up on the college campus, as I thought, but sitting atop the piano. Moar story now.
The whole city is a hazmat of humanity. We’ve built buildings on top of buildings so many times that the place looks like a stack of building blocks. The building I’m on top of sits atop a bunker. Atop it is an apartment complex.
It is a mattress store, which went out of business years ago. It is now home to a family of eight and about a million spiders.
My laptop finished firing up, and I zipped in my password with nimble fingers. Twenty two characters long. Why? Because I like a challenge. Oh, and security. My bank account totally reeks of rich.
I ripped off the casing, and inserted the disk into my computer. Most people download games. Not down here. #Hardcopies.
The loading bar was insanely long. I sighed, and pulled up a chat pod on the side, and messaged my one and only friend, Mateo.
TheGreatCon: I got LEGO Multiplayer Battles.
Legosandmore13: bout time.
TheGreatCon: I think I’ll die of old age before it finishes installing.
Legosandmore13: It’s worth it.
TheGreatCon: Tell ‘em that at my funeral.
Legosandmore13: tell ‘em yourself, I don’t plan on coming. Think I’ll stay home and eat pizza.
I dropped back off to press “next” a bunch of times. Just when I was about to go back, it finished, and booted up. The screen filled with a bright flash of light, and then a tumble of bricks obscured it. The rainfall of bricks continued as the “play” button appeared.
I took a deep breath, and then clicked.
Oh happy day! You found it! ^_^
Having a million spooders living with you is only fun if they pay rent.
I found my USB, which was luckily not spilled out of my backpack up on the college campus, as I thought, but sitting atop the piano. Moar story now.
The whole city is a hazmat of humanity. We’ve built buildings on top of buildings so many times that the place looks like a stack of building blocks. The building I’m on top of sits atop a bunker. Atop it is an apartment complex.
It is a mattress store, which went out of business years ago. It is now home to a family of eight and about a million spiders.
My laptop finished firing up, and I zipped in my password with nimble fingers. Twenty two characters long. Why? Because I like a challenge. Oh, and security. My bank account totally reeks of rich.
I ripped off the casing, and inserted the disk into my computer. Most people download games. Not down here. #Hardcopies.
The loading bar was insanely long. I sighed, and pulled up a chat pod on the side, and messaged my one and only friend, Mateo.
TheGreatCon: I got LEGO Multiplayer Battles.
Legosandmore13: bout time.
TheGreatCon: I think I’ll die of old age before it finishes installing.
Legosandmore13: It’s worth it.
TheGreatCon: Tell ‘em that at my funeral.
Legosandmore13: tell ‘em yourself, I don’t plan on coming. Think I’ll stay home and eat pizza.
I dropped back off to press “next” a bunch of times. Just when I was about to go back, it finished, and booted up. The screen filled with a bright flash of light, and then a tumble of bricks obscured it. The rainfall of bricks continued as the “play” button appeared.
I took a deep breath, and then clicked.
Oh happy day! You found it! ^_^
Having a million spooders living with you is only fun if they pay rent.
It turned my week around, it had been one of the worst on record for Con.
I actually live inside a house with a bunch of spiders. A brown recluse in the shower is no rarity.
The login showed up, and I clicked to register a new account. Without hesitation, I typed in “TheGreatCon,” as my username, and promptly invented a thirty-four character password, which I scribbled on my wrist for safekeeping. I’d memorize it tonight.
Oh, and by the way, Con isn’t my name irl. It ain’t even my nickname, like I tell everybody. That’s part of my cover.
You just don’t tell people you’re from South America. All you get is sympathetic looks, and lots of distance. Most people still think we got the plague over here. As if it could spread through the internet.
I selected USA as my country, and moved on. The language barrier was no problem, I taught myself English a long while back. That’s the only way to go somewhere in this world…move to some place that spoke that lingo.
I finished inputting my info, and clicked the “finish” button. It took my account with no CONplaints, and switched me into avatar selection.
I went with a classic LEGO smiley, and threw a sombrero on him. A leather jacket atop that, and a pair of jeans. Simple. Their avatar selection was practically primitive.
From there it launched me straight into the game.
My character spiraled down to the ground, landing amidst a small cloud of dust in a futuristic city street.
Though the whole thing was made out of LEGO bricks, the feel was killer. You almost got chills from the scenery. Everything was so detailed. Everything had like eight layers of texture. Maybe it was just because I normally played third-rate games, but I got the feeling I had stumbled into something big.
It was a mess, cause my first part when through, got a late rejection after I posted part 2, so then I had to edit part 1 and get it up, then have them take down part 2...ugh.
Confession is good for the soul. But don't worry, all is well now. We have all failed in an epic way on social media.
The login showed up, and I clicked to register a new account. Without hesitation, I typed in “TheGreatCon,” as my username, and promptly invented a thirty-four character password, which I scribbled on my wrist for safekeeping. I’d memorize it tonight.
Oh, and by the way, Con isn’t my name irl. It ain’t even my nickname, like I tell everybody. That’s part of my cover.
You just don’t tell people you’re from South America. All you get is sympathetic looks, and lots of distance. Most people still think we got the plague over here. As if it could spread through the internet.
I selected USA as my country, and moved on. The language barrier was no problem, I taught myself English a long while back. That’s the only way to go somewhere in this world…move to some place that spoke that lingo.
I finished inputting my info, and clicked the “finish” button. It took my account with no CONplaints, and switched me into avatar selection.
I went with a classic LEGO smiley, and threw a sombrero on him. A leather jacket atop that, and a pair of jeans. Simple. Their avatar selection was practically primitive.
From there it launched me straight into the game.
My character spiraled down to the ground, landing amidst a small cloud of dust in a futuristic city street.
Though the whole thing was made out of LEGO bricks, the feel was killer. You almost got chills from the scenery. Everything was so detailed. Everything had like eight layers of texture. Maybe it was just because I normally played third-rate games, but I got the feeling I had stumbled into something big.
GASP and so it begins. :0
Your writing skills are fantabulous, my sombrero wearing friend! *Throws CONfetti*
I found my USB, which was luckily not spilled out of my backpack up on the college campus, as I thought, but sitting atop the piano. Moar story now.
The whole city is a hazmat of humanity. We’ve built buildings on top of buildings so many times that the place looks like a stack of building blocks. The building I’m on top of sits atop a bunker. Atop it is an apartment complex.
It is a mattress store, which went out of business years ago. It is now home to a family of eight and about a million spiders.
My laptop finished firing up, and I zipped in my password with nimble fingers. Twenty two characters long. Why? Because I like a challenge. Oh, and security. My bank account totally reeks of rich.
I ripped off the casing, and inserted the disk into my computer. Most people download games. Not down here. #Hardcopies.
The loading bar was insanely long. I sighed, and pulled up a chat pod on the side, and messaged my one and only friend, Mateo.
TheGreatCon: I got LEGO Multiplayer Battles.
Legosandmore13: bout time.
TheGreatCon: I think I’ll die of old age before it finishes installing.
Legosandmore13: It’s worth it.
TheGreatCon: Tell ‘em that at my funeral.
Legosandmore13: tell ‘em yourself, I don’t plan on coming. Think I’ll stay home and eat pizza.
I dropped back off to press “next” a bunch of times. Just when I was about to go back, it finished, and booted up. The screen filled with a bright flash of light, and then a tumble of bricks obscured it. The rainfall of bricks continued as the “play” button appeared.
I took a deep breath, and then clicked.
I’m in it already! Yay! Also, I actually did the pizza thing once for a wedding.
The login showed up, and I clicked to register a new account. Without hesitation, I typed in “TheGreatCon,” as my username, and promptly invented a thirty-four character password, which I scribbled on my wrist for safekeeping. I’d memorize it tonight.
Oh, and by the way, Con isn’t my name irl. It ain’t even my nickname, like I tell everybody. That’s part of my cover.
You just don’t tell people you’re from South America. All you get is sympathetic looks, and lots of distance. Most people still think we got the plague over here. As if it could spread through the internet.
I selected USA as my country, and moved on. The language barrier was no problem, I taught myself English a long while back. That’s the only way to go somewhere in this world…move to some place that spoke that lingo.
I finished inputting my info, and clicked the “finish” button. It took my account with no CONplaints, and switched me into avatar selection.
I went with a classic LEGO smiley, and threw a sombrero on him. A leather jacket atop that, and a pair of jeans. Simple. Their avatar selection was practically primitive.
From there it launched me straight into the game.
My character spiraled down to the ground, landing amidst a small cloud of dust in a futuristic city street.
Though the whole thing was made out of LEGO bricks, the feel was killer. You almost got chills from the scenery. Everything was so detailed. Everything had like eight layers of texture. Maybe it was just because I normally played third-rate games, but I got the feeling I had stumbled into something big.
I’m getting a Lego Worlds vibe from this. Don’t know if it’s intended, but it’s awesome.
![[n]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/GH0P7hpetsDledgcr_Ns.png)
Moar story now. 
![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/MOxpIJMVGnlIkfvgzAwd.png)
And I ain't getting that one back. ![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
You found it! ^_^ 
![[fp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/npbLCuGzrLApxWtWqy0u.png)
*Does a happy little jig*
