The Plight of Jar Jar Binks ~ An LSHU Story

   Jar Jar Binks stood atop the Empire State Building, viewing the Power Rangers as they fought Godzilla in the street. "Meesa think this good entertainment!"
   "HYAH!" yelled Link as he confronted the wayward Gungan. "Hyah."
   "Meesa no understand."
   "Hyah!" Link proceeded to run away.
   Jar Jar heard a strange laughing. "Ha ha ha!" said The Joker, playing chess with Deadpool.
   "Hey, that's no fair!" protested Deadpool as his opponent knocked all the pieces off the board.
   As this was happening, Superman crashed into the building. No one noticed.
   As Jar Jar glanced back over the edge, he saw Link dueling with Captain Jack Sparrow. Godzilla happened upon the two and threw them across the city. "HYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
   At that very moment, Deadpool spoke once again. "Are we all sure this is canon? I mean, I've only been in one story, and that got removed from the canon. The rest of you haven't been in any."
   "Shut up!" responded Gandalf, throwing a boomerang at The Joker. "I come bearing news from the world's foremost super hero team."
   "The Avengers?" guessed Deadpool.
   "Of course not! I mean the Sense of Right Alliance!"
   "Oh." The mercenary sipped from a glass of tea which was not there before.
   "What's the news, Istari?" asked Bill Cipher, popping into existence. Deadpool assumed that he had created the tea as well.
   "The Legion of Doom has put their evil plan into motion! They have unleashed their forces upon the city, and the Sense of Right Alliance need us all to help them! Lightning McQueen and Shrek will be here soon. Superman, the Blue Ranger, and Spider-Man are already here. Batman...."
   "I'm Batman!" screamed the Batman, driving his Batmobile into the leg of Godzilla.
   "There's Batman."
   "Meesa don't know what to do!" Jar Jar began to panic.
   "Don't worry, guys, none of this is canon," confirmed the ever-present Bill Cipher.
   "Wow," stated Deadpool. "I really can't stay in this universe."