*Puts foot down on accelerator and speeds at one inch per hour.*
''Off to even outer space than this outer space!!!'' *Hands you a cup*
''Have a glass of milky way?''
"Don't you think we should keep inside the speed limit?"
"That would really hit the spot. I don't supposed you'd have a little mars to go with it?"
''Maybe you're right, some people drive like maniacs nowadays.''
*Reduces speed to one millimeter per day*
''I am afraid I am right out of mars, but I have a infinitesimal atom of Pluto dust left over from a party with some aliens. ''A spot Pluto a day keeps the martians away,'' that's what my pet space hamster always says!''
*Takes a hamster, wearing a mini space suit, from its cage and places it on a third tricycle seat*
Ffffsshh-- I'm...--ffhshh--...so yeah, that's who I am.
Ffffffphhhhhhsssss-- "Nice to meet you ...--ffhshh--..., what brings you to these parts?"
Ffffshshhhhshhhhppphhhsh--"Did you just call me 'ffhshh?' My name is..."ffhshh--"...seriously, how can anyone mess that up? Anyway, I'm not sure, I kinda just woke up and heard a beep and there was people talking."
Congrats! You have well and truly revived this thread!
Pshhhhhzt ''This is leader of the galactic garbage gang, I have rescued someone, you know, just your average spaceman stranded in deep space riding a chair on wheels.
I have half a mind to revive this place. On the other hand, I might go inactive again.
Hmmm....
Well, if reviving this place causes you to be more active, I'll take it.
Fair enough.
Let's see though... If I wanted to restore this place to its proper glory, I'll need more than just me. I know my good buddy Waffle Dee of Revelation will likely be down to return to the fun, but who else can I rustle up for some space conquest? I'm pretty certain Waffle's the only remaining major veteran. (Besides me, DUH)
I doubt Henny would be too hard to convince to play, and I know he'll read this so I'm not going to bother tagging him.
I could always drag in that HannahDash person I'm always bullying in other RP scenarios. I know her brother used to be quite prominent in the scene, perhaps she'd be willing to play.
And of course, I need to find out if Ciblast is still active, and get some other new people to cover past users.
