Now I'm going to turn the Union of Esomerian Systems into the Federation of Cobrastan, and have a treaty with you that exempts my citizens from using passports.
I mean [Ciar's World] is so good country. No passport is required. Right?
*Furiously stamps reject button over fake passport.*
LegoAgentFigure *Urgent transmission from the Porgian Empire* "The Council is very bored right now, so they have decided to enter into open warfare with the Starlight Empire. We are building up defenses as we speak."
OOC: Which user controls the Starlight Empire?
OOC: I do, but I warn you that I have pent a long time developing weapons of war, and if you value your empire I suggest you reconsider.
I have decided to explain what these projects are. Army Guys: The Porgians have been searching for the perfect soldier for some time now. "Army Guys" is the codename for the Daras, cloned super soldiers named after the Porgian myth of a hero with the same name. The source material is a current soldier in the Porgian military who is classified. Production has just begun...
Project Spooder: The Porgians have contracted Spooder Industries to build a capable fighter that fills almost every role with minor modifications.
Project Obakom: Switch the letters and you get "Kaboom". That is all.
Advanced Spooder: Spooder is also building a limited amount of specialized strike fighters with experimental tech.
Proper Propaganda: The Council wants to whip the general populace into a war frenzy. Here come the posters!
LegoAgentFigure *Urgent transmission from the Porgian Empire* "The Council is very bored right now, so they have decided to enter into open warfare with the Starlight Empire. We are building up defenses as we speak."
OOC: Which user controls the Starlight Empire?
OOC: I do, but I warn you that I have pent a long time developing weapons of war, and if you value your empire I suggest you reconsider.
Nah, I'll just hide behind someone else. Plus, I'm bored.
LegoAgentFigure *Urgent transmission from the Porgian Empire* "The Council is very bored right now, so they have decided to enter into open warfare with the Starlight Empire. We are building up defenses as we speak."
OOC: Which user controls the Starlight Empire?
OOC: I do, but I warn you that I have pent a long time developing weapons of war, and if you value your empire I suggest you reconsider.
Admiral Blaze sends a transmission to the Starlight High Command:
OOC: Epic miss! The Federation Counsel is not on that planet.
*A transmission is sent to the Esomerians by President Tuvok* "I do not condone the actions of the counsel, I vetoed their orders and yet they overrule me, but you have needlesly attacked a civilian target causing millions of civilian deaths, perhaps the counsel was right in ordering the attack. I am issuing an ultimatum, if you do not apologize for the attack and try those resposible, remember, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." *IPBM's are readied to be launched*
OOC: Sorry if I'm late. I didn't realise I forgot to reply this. If I was aiming at the Counsel, the payload would have been bigger. I just fired three 30Kg rocks at a random military installation. It shouldn't kill millions unless you pack your people into buildings like sardines in a tin can.
IC:
The Office of Foreign Affairs sends back harsh words against the Federal government.
"If your Counsel is filled with men that approve such treachery, it should be dissolved! The Esomerian navy has fired upon a valid target, in response to sudden and brutal escalation, and caused much less damage. We will look forward to mutual disarmament, no more."
OOC: Not a problem, I was inactive for some time. Ahh. And you should have told me when you fired. Oh, and all those seismic waves would have caused earthquakes and tsunamis, causing lots of civilian fatalities.
"I'm afraid I don't have the power, however an emergency public referendum is being held and should result in the counsel being dissolved. You have one more chance to apologize to the Federation public, and make reparations."
LegoAgentFigure *Urgent transmission from the Porgian Empire* "The Council is very bored right now, so they have decided to enter into open warfare with the Starlight Empire. We are building up defenses as we speak."
OOC: Which user controls the Starlight Empire?
IC: *A reply is received* "*Kssshhht* Excellent. At the same sime we shall be preparing defences as well. Now, as a reward for your help, you shall be rewarded handsomely."
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Heavy Defence Cannons: 10%
Heavy Shields: 10%
OOC: Shamrock controls the Starlight Empire. So we'll be attacking our administrator.
*The Zaraan Empire sends a transmission to the Federation*
"*Kssshhht*" This is the leader of the Zaraan Empire speaking. Project "Divider" is nearly complete. Since my fleet is small though, I need assistance. If you help me successfully attack the Starlight Empire capital, I can promise you something very valuable..."
The chicken then turns into a dragon and flies off into space it giddily says “I am fire, I am death” (a line said by Smaug)
*The drone signals for help, and several black star fighters arrive to apprehend the anomalous robot.*
The robot chicken (now a dragon) realizes this and quickly retreats to the PoF it says, “I do believe I have peed myself” it begins to look around and finds the pink dress that the ice drone left behind. It puts it on, “This is totes fabulishous. I gonna get so many dates with this thing.” It than proceeds to strut around pretending that it is making guys drool over how good it looks