Now I'm going to turn the Union of Esomerian Systems into the Federation of Cobrastan, and have a treaty with you that exempts my citizens from using passports.
Post by ~DatSpicyPorg~ on Jan 4, 2018 15:46:22 GMT
LegoAgentFigure *Urgent transmission from the Porgian Empire* "The Council is very bored right now, so they have decided to enter into open warfare with the Starlight Empire. We are building up defenses as we speak."
Now I'm going to turn the Union of Esomerian Systems into the Federation of Cobrastan, and have a treaty with you that exempts my citizens from using passports.
I mean [Ciar's World] is so good country. No passport is required. Right?
*The Zaraan Empire sends a transmission to the Federation*
"*Kssshhht*" This is the leader of the Zaraan Empire speaking. Project "Divider" is nearly complete. Since my fleet is small though, I need assistance. If you help me successfully attack the Starlight Empire capital, I can promise you something very valuable..."
All done *Billions of jem'hadar are being produced now* *All ships are equipped with Xindi vortexes, currently immune to Shams weapon that reverses travel, and they go a lot faster* OOC: The Jem'hadar are basically clone troops, but they don't mis often.
A vast array of satellites, fruit of the Hades program, sits in the depths of Esomerian space, surrounding a small star system and a vast asteroid field. Inside the station commanding these artificial constructions sits an officer, listening quietly to a broadcast speech, coming from the Imperial palace itself:
"... The perpetrators of this vile attack," goes the speech," perhaps the most disastrous in our long history, will not go unpunished. The corrupt Federal Council will be opposed by the might of the Union, be it in the vastness of space, be it in the fields of politics..."
The speech continues before it is obscured by another transmission reaching the station.The officer then turns to a small intercom microphone that sits at his desk, and barks a few orders: "Fire Control, this is Command, we have received strike authorisation, coordinates are being transmitted. Over"
"Roger, command," replies Fire Control, "Rotating satellites two through four."
The advanced computers located on the artificial satellites begin complex calculations, and orientate themselves. They pull meteoroids into their mass accelerator cannons, and wormholes are ripped into the fabric of space in front of their bores. The simple electric generators power up the coils, and fling them into the wormholes. In the atmosphere of Kurill Prime, a portal opens. Then, the meteors pierce the sky, burning white hot, and crash into the planet, creating a massive explosion, wiping out large swathes of land, and projecting tonnes of dust into the air, literally blotting out light from parts of the sky.
OOC: Epic miss! The Federation Counsel is not on that planet.
*A transmission is sent to the Esomerians by President Tuvok* "I do not condone the actions of the counsel, I vetoed their orders and yet they overrule me, but you have needlesly attacked a civilian target causing millions of civilian deaths, perhaps the counsel was right in ordering the attack. I am issuing an ultimatum, if you do not apologize for the attack and try those resposible, remember, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." *IPBM's are readied to be launched*
FelipeDutra Is your post stuck in moderation or something?
Post by Waffle Dee of Revelation on Jan 4, 2018 20:38:12 GMT
OK I came up with a planet I'm basing the description off of Super Mario Odyssey's brochures, so it may not comply with the standards here but idc. (It's called Temmie Village because I can't find some way to put that into the brochure)
Population: Village of tem... very famus. VERY!!!!!!!!!!! Size: Village of tem... very small. VERY!!!!!!!!!!! Locals: Temmies Currency: muns Industry: Magic armor and breakfast cereal Temperature: 54
It was probably hard for most of you to read this =P If any of you get the reference please let me know =P
OOC: Your a little late! I think all the attackers flew away!
OOC: I was waiting for your reply to my question! So now, when you didn't answer after so long (and you still haven't answered it), I decided to come here anyway!
Besides, they're probably going to come back. I can help you next time. But as of now, I have a Starlight Empire to attack.
OOC: Epic miss! The Federation Counsel is not on that planet.
*A transmission is sent to the Esomerians by President Tuvok* "I do not condone the actions of the counsel, I vetoed their orders and yet they overrule me, but you have needlesly attacked a civilian target causing millions of civilian deaths, perhaps the counsel was right in ordering the attack. I am issuing an ultimatum, if you do not apologize for the attack and try those resposible, remember, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." *IPBM's are readied to be launched*
FelipeDutra Is your post stuck in moderation or something?