Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2018 5:49:12 GMT
Okay, so once upon a time, there was this city smack in the middle of nowhere called Ninjago. It was protected by 4 dweebs, a robot, and a girl. Oh, and a lizard.
Anywho, they were apparently some kind of...ninja? (Is that an alien species?) Also, there was a robot. Wonder why he's a robot. Who knows.
Also, this is the stupidest title for a Ninjago story ever.
(Just a heads up, this is mostly based off the movie, show characters will appear though.)
Anyways....GET READY FOR...
HEROES! OF! MISADVENTURE!!!
Episode 1: The First Episode Because That's a Creative Title
Once upon a time, in a faraway land...there was a giant warehouse. In that warehouse were six ninjas. An old man. And a lizard. Upbeat music is playing, and the ninjas are hanging out and having a good time. With pizza, of course, because what's a 21st century, teenage ninja group without pizza?
Black ninja: *playing video games* Hey Lloyd, have you seen the latest episode of Where are my Pants?
Green ninja (Lloyd, apparently): Heck no, Cole! That show's cornier than my dad's puns.
Random four arms guy: Hey! My jokes are exceptionally punny.
Cole: I didn't see it either, I was just trying to make conversation .That show's for mindless, brainwashed everymen.
Blue ninja: *looks to Garmadon* Hey Garmadon, I have another question about your arms.
Garmadon: Yeah?
Blue ninja: *hands him two controllers* Can you play against yourself?
Garmadon: Yeah, try me...me. *takes them* It's really almost too fair, I almost can't not get a tie. I always know my every move. *gasp* Hey, I actually beat myself!
Blue ninja: *laughs* *takes a controller back and keeps playing*
Lloyd: Garmadon, I appreciate your heel-face turn and all, but sometimes it seems like you try too hard to entertain us.
Garmadon: Wha- that's part of a dad's job, Luh-Loyd! Besides, your friend Jai likes it.
Blue ninja: Um...it's Jay.
Garmadon: Whatevs. I mean, I'm totally hip and cool, right?
Lloyd: *facepalms*
Garmadon: I'm the hip, cool slickster. *does finger thing*
Lloyd: Stop.
*Jay giggling in the background*
Garmadon: I'm so cool, I watch Where Are my Pants.
Lloyd and Cole: WHAT!?
Side note: Ahh, I really hope this is funny.
Anywho, they were apparently some kind of...ninja? (Is that an alien species?) Also, there was a robot. Wonder why he's a robot. Who knows.
Also, this is the stupidest title for a Ninjago story ever.
(Just a heads up, this is mostly based off the movie, show characters will appear though.)
Anyways....GET READY FOR...
HEROES! OF! MISADVENTURE!!!
Episode 1: The First Episode Because That's a Creative Title
Once upon a time, in a faraway land...there was a giant warehouse. In that warehouse were six ninjas. An old man. And a lizard. Upbeat music is playing, and the ninjas are hanging out and having a good time. With pizza, of course, because what's a 21st century, teenage ninja group without pizza?
Black ninja: *playing video games* Hey Lloyd, have you seen the latest episode of Where are my Pants?
Green ninja (Lloyd, apparently): Heck no, Cole! That show's cornier than my dad's puns.
Random four arms guy: Hey! My jokes are exceptionally punny.
Cole: I didn't see it either, I was just trying to make conversation .That show's for mindless, brainwashed everymen.
Blue ninja: *looks to Garmadon* Hey Garmadon, I have another question about your arms.
Garmadon: Yeah?
Blue ninja: *hands him two controllers* Can you play against yourself?
Garmadon: Yeah, try me...me. *takes them* It's really almost too fair, I almost can't not get a tie. I always know my every move. *gasp* Hey, I actually beat myself!
Blue ninja: *laughs* *takes a controller back and keeps playing*
Lloyd: Garmadon, I appreciate your heel-face turn and all, but sometimes it seems like you try too hard to entertain us.
Garmadon: Wha- that's part of a dad's job, Luh-Loyd! Besides, your friend Jai likes it.
Blue ninja: Um...it's Jay.
Garmadon: Whatevs. I mean, I'm totally hip and cool, right?
Lloyd: *facepalms*
Garmadon: I'm the hip, cool slickster. *does finger thing*
Lloyd: Stop.
*Jay giggling in the background*
Garmadon: I'm so cool, I watch Where Are my Pants.
Lloyd and Cole: WHAT!?
Side note: Ahh, I really hope this is funny.
