''Well you's obviously hasn't been a'lookin' at the Pirate calendar, because today's Crew day, an' all Captain's has got to do what they's crew be a'tellin' them!''
"There aint none pirate calendar! That be bunch of dat horse poop nonsense. I am capn, and you are assistant to da capn, not me crew!"
''That's be's what you's a'thinkin'! I hold's the right to abdicate at h'any time's, so I's is choosin' when an' what I does!''
I came from Jamaica. I operate the English HQ there. I came here looking for troublemakers.
The Man In Regalia spits out his drink and immediately raises his hand. His guards quickly cease their laughter and unsheathe their weapons, becoming stern faced and silent. Strolling forward in an arrogant manner, the Man In Regalia waves a stolen cutlass in the direction of the newcomer.
"Truly, our prolonged engagement has brought forth another player to the game. I'm afraid there are no troublemakers here, but merely a discussion on personal affairs between the Spanish Crown and former allies."
Behind him, the chimney of the Tavern suddenly catches fire...
I came from Jamaica. I operate the English HQ there. I came here looking for troublemakers.
The Man In Regalia spits out his drink and immediately raises his hand. His guards quickly cease their laughter and unsheathe their weapons, becoming stern faced and silent. Strolling forward in an arrogant manner, the Man In Regalia waves a stolen cutlass in the direction of the newcomer.
"Truly, our prolonged engagement has brought forth another player to the game. I'm afraid there are no troublemakers here, but merely a discussion on personal affairs between the Spanish Crown and former allies."
Behind him, the chimney of the Tavern suddenly catches fire...
The Man In Regalia spits out his drink and immediately raises his hand. His guards quickly cease their laughter and unsheathe their weapons, becoming stern faced and silent. Strolling forward in an arrogant manner, the Man In Regalia waves a stolen cutlass in the direction of the newcomer.
"Truly, our prolonged engagement has brought forth another player to the game. I'm afraid there are no troublemakers here, but merely a discussion on personal affairs between the Spanish Crown and former allies."
Behind him, the chimney of the Tavern suddenly catches fire...
That be bunch of dat horse poop nonsense. I am capn, and you are assistant to da capn, not me crew!" 
Goodbye LMBs...![[derp]](http://storage.proboards.com/6672327/images/YqNTPqyQUocVMYXZgUAI.png)
CAP'N NO, I'S CAN'T SWIM!'' 