*I get a bucket wheel excavator and carve the ground, causing all the trees to fall into the depths of the earth, and the chasms are shaped into the words "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"*
Since Z-whales already filled in the holes... *airplanes fly by overhead spelling out "GO LOWERY" with their smoke trails*
Geez, now I have to do 2 at once. I need more soldiers
*I fill the holes that Z-whales dug, and use tnt to blow the ground up, causing the ground to be 1000 miles below the surface. The only ground you can see from the surface is raised up to say "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"* If you are wondering how this works, it's essentially the opposite of what I did the first time. Instead of digging into the ground to spell the words, I dug everything except the words.
*I launch tnt cannons at the planes, causing them to explode, the explosions spelling out "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"*
Since Z-whales already filled in the holes... *airplanes fly by overhead spelling out "GO LOWERY" with their smoke trails*
Geez, now I have to do 2 at once. I need more soldiers
*I fill the holes that Z-whales dug, and use tnt to blow the ground up, causing the ground to be 1000 miles below the surface. The only ground you can see from the surface is raised up to say "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"* If you are wondering how this works, it's essentially the opposite of what I did the first time. Instead of digging into the ground to spell the words, I dug everything except the words.
*I launch tnt cannons at the planes, causing them to explode, the explosions spelling out "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"*
*I arrange the fallen wreckage of the planes into an image of Lowery*
Geez, now I have to do 2 at once. I need more soldiers
*I fill the holes that Z-whales dug, and use tnt to blow the ground up, causing the ground to be 1000 miles below the surface. The only ground you can see from the surface is raised up to say "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"* If you are wondering how this works, it's essentially the opposite of what I did the first time. Instead of digging into the ground to spell the words, I dug everything except the words.
*I launch tnt cannons at the planes, causing them to explode, the explosions spelling out "GO SIMON MASRANI!!!!"*
*I arrange the fallen wreckage of the planes into an image of Lowery*
*A tsunami sweeps over the land, washing away the wreckage and leaving in image of Simon Masrani in the sand.*
*A tsunami sweeps over the land, washing away the wreckage and leaving in image of Simon Masrani in the sand.*
*the churned-up earth from the tsunami also destroys the letter-holes in the ground*
*I lobby the government to make this place a national park so it will be protected from our destructive shenanigans*
*the government agrees and calls it Lowery National Park*
*A mysterious group known as the SMS (Simon Masrani Supporters) stages a coup and overthrows the government* *They change the park name to Simon Masrani National Park, and trim every hedge, tree, leaf, and blade of grass into the shape of Simon Masrani, as well as extend the borders of the park into the shape of Simon Masrani, and carve every mountain and stone into the shape of Simon Masrani*
*the churned-up earth from the tsunami also destroys the letter-holes in the ground*
*I lobby the government to make this place a national park so it will be protected from our destructive shenanigans*
*the government agrees and calls it Lowery National Park*
*A mysterious group known as the SMS (Simon Masrani Supporters) stages a coup and overthrows the government* *They change the park name to Simon Masrani National Park, and trim every hedge, tree, leaf, and blade of grass into the shape of Simon Masrani, as well as extend the borders of the park into the shape of Simon Masrani, and carve every mountain and stone into the shape of Simon Masrani*
You're very good at this. *starts catapulting Lowery paraphernalia into the park*
*A mysterious group known as the SMS (Simon Masrani Supporters) stages a coup and overthrows the government* *They change the park name to Simon Masrani National Park, and trim every hedge, tree, leaf, and blade of grass into the shape of Simon Masrani, as well as extend the borders of the park into the shape of Simon Masrani, and carve every mountain and stone into the shape of Simon Masrani*
You're very good at this. *starts catapulting Lowery paraphernalia into the park*
*Before the Lowery merch makes it into the park, a metal dome encases the park, and all the Lowery merch splats onto the dome in the shape of Simon Masrani*
You're very good at this. *starts catapulting Lowery paraphernalia into the park*
*Before the Lowery merch makes it into the park, a metal dome encases the park, and all the Lowery merch splats onto the dome in the shape of Simon Masrani*
*turns the catapult around and fires it in the other direction*
You're very good at this. *starts catapulting Lowery paraphernalia into the park*
*Before the Lowery merch makes it into the park, a metal dome encases the park, and all the Lowery merch splats onto the dome in the shape of Simon Masrani*
*Before the Lowery merch makes it into the park, a metal dome encases the park, and all the Lowery merch splats onto the dome in the shape of Simon Masrani*
*turns the catapult around and fires it in the other direction*
*The SMS put an incinerator right where you aim and all the Lowery merch is destroyed*
*Before the Lowery merch makes it into the park, a metal dome encases the park, and all the Lowery merch splats onto the dome in the shape of Simon Masrani*
*an army of Lowery supporters besieges the park*
*Cannons emerge from around the dome and fire at the Lowrey supporters. Instead of ammunition, they fire hypnotizing sound waves, turning the Lowrey supporters into Simon Masrani supporters*
You may be a little outnumbered here, most of your side fell off in activity.
Yeah, unfortunately...
Funny thing is, i don't even know why I'm fighting anymore. I haven't seen JW since I was like 12 and I don't remember anything about Simon except he was in a helicopter that became a cool lego set. And that he died.
Funny thing is soldiers fighting for a cause they don't fully understand is actually fairly accurate for wars.
I can't believe I had the same awful signature for nearly 8 years. Sorry for disappearing for 2 months, life happened for a bit.