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Post by ash3d on Apr 3, 2024 4:45:48 GMT
*The SMS sneaks in subliminal messaging telling the protestors to unconvert* *the protestors get all confused and end up walking way form the debate and becoming Twilight fans instead* *Seeing the opportunity to take the fight to a new level, the SMS use cgi to photoshop Simon's face onto Edward and Lowrey's face onto Jacob. They also edit the script slightly to make Jacob have the personality of a 12 year old fortnite youtuber*
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Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 4, 2024 13:46:25 GMT
*the protestors get all confused and end up walking way form the debate and becoming Twilight fans instead* *Seeing the opportunity to take the fight to a new level, the SMS use cgi to photoshop Simon's face onto Edward and Lowrey's face onto Jacob. They also edit the script slightly to make Jacob have the personality of a 12 year old fortnite youtuber* That's still better than Edwards personality.
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Post by ash3d on Apr 5, 2024 4:05:45 GMT
*Seeing the opportunity to take the fight to a new level, the SMS use cgi to photoshop Simon's face onto Edward and Lowrey's face onto Jacob. They also edit the script slightly to make Jacob have the personality of a 12 year old fortnite youtuber* Eh, Jacob's personality is trash anyway. Edward is pretty great though. I agree. (what are two grown men doing arguing about Twilight?)
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Apr 11, 2024 16:33:37 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 11, 2024 16:33:37 GMT
Jacob's personality is bricking fantastic. Edward is a creep. I agree. (what are two grown men doing arguing about Twilight?) I dunno, but you're very wrong so now I'm upset.
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Post by ash3d on Apr 12, 2024 4:34:36 GMT
I agree. (what are two grown men doing arguing about Twilight?) I dunno, but you're very wrong so now I'm upset. *Bella ends up hating them both, and the movies end prematurely with Bella moving back in with her mom. The Twilight fans now don't care about Edward or Jacob and sign a peace treaty and agree to go the Stegosaurus Steakhouse for a civilized meal.*
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Apr 17, 2024 13:40:15 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 17, 2024 13:40:15 GMT
I dunno, but you're very wrong so now I'm upset. *Bella ends up hating them both, and the movies end prematurely with Bella moving back in with her mom. The Twilight fans now don't care about Edward or Jacob and sign a peace treaty and agree to go the Stegosaurus Steakhouse for a civilized meal.* A happy ending!!! My wife is rereading Twilight (again) and refusing to admit they're bad.
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Post by ash3d on Apr 18, 2024 4:29:58 GMT
*Bella ends up hating them both, and the movies end prematurely with Bella moving back in with her mom. The Twilight fans now don't care about Edward or Jacob and sign a peace treaty and agree to go the Stegosaurus Steakhouse for a civilized meal.* A happy ending!!! My wife is rereading Twilight (again) and refusing to admit they're bad. lol, if only At least the books actually finish the story, where as the last movie spends 2 hours of storytelling just to say "Just kidding!" and ending the story with only 5 minutes of actual story.
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Apr 19, 2024 15:42:43 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 19, 2024 15:42:43 GMT
A happy ending!!! My wife is rereading Twilight (again) and refusing to admit they're bad. lol, if only At least the books actually finish the story, where as the last movie spends 2 hours of storytelling just to say "Just kidding!" and ending the story with only 5 minutes of actual story. It was impressive that the movies somehow ended up even worse than the original subject material. You know what we need...a novel of Lowery's life after Jurassic World. I'd read that.
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Post by ash3d on Apr 21, 2024 4:02:32 GMT
lol, if only At least the books actually finish the story, where as the last movie spends 2 hours of storytelling just to say "Just kidding!" and ending the story with only 5 minutes of actual story. It was impressive that the movies somehow ended up even worse than the original subject material. You know what we need...a novel of Simon Masrani's life after death. I'd read that. Me too.
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Apr 23, 2024 13:32:06 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 23, 2024 13:32:06 GMT
It was impressive that the movies somehow ended up even worse than the original subject material. You know what we need...a novel of Simon Masrani's life after death. I'd read that. Me too. Do you just mean his obituary? Maybe a description of his funeral?
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Apr 24, 2024 4:27:46 GMT
-last edited on Apr 24, 2024 4:28:03 GMT by ash3d
Post by ash3d on Apr 24, 2024 4:27:46 GMT
Me too. Do you just mean his obituary? Maybe a description of his funeral? I didn't think that far ahead As a ghost, he haunts Lowery supporters and gives them nightmares until they convert to Simon supporters. How's that?
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Apr 26, 2024 13:50:56 GMT
Post by TheGreatCon on Apr 26, 2024 13:50:56 GMT
Do you just mean his obituary? Maybe a description of his funeral? I didn't think that far ahead As a ghost, he haunts Lowery supporters and gives them nightmares until they convert to Simon supporters. How's that? No, they wouldn't do that.
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Post by ash3d on Apr 28, 2024 4:48:58 GMT
I didn't think that far ahead As a ghost, he haunts Lowery supporters and gives them nightmares until they convert to Simon supporters. How's that? No, they wouldn't do that. Oh you don't, huh? We'll see. *The ghost of Simon goes into the dreams of Lowery supporters and forces them to watch the final Twilight film on repeat until they convert to Simon supporters*
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