Can I message you if a song is appropriate?

Ok, so I attempted and miserably failed trying to parody Man's not hot, the song makes so little sense and has such a clunky rhyme that I will be darned impressed if someone can pull it off.

But his version of this topic was comprised of love songs that were actually shipping propaganda.

OH, really? Evidence?

Big Quack, Ducks not chi'ed


Yo, Big Quack, the one and only

Duck's not chi'ed, never chi'ed

Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat





Boom



Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths

Everyday duck's in the pond, eat cheese

See your mate in the city, that mate's got the chi

when the ting went Slash-slash-slash, you mate were ducking



(You ducked mate)

Hold tight, Rhino (my friend), he's got the blaster (big ting)

Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee

I tap, tap, tap on the chi, movin' that speedor

Golden Chi, hold tight my mate, Barney (my G)

On the road doin' ten flippers, like my flippers (like my flippers)

You man thought I froze, I see a cute duck, then I pose (chilin')

If she ain't on it, I flee, hah, look at your bill (check your bill fam)

You donut, bill short like an electric drill



I tell her duck's not chi'ed, I tell her duck's not chi'ed

The girl told me, "Plug in the chi orb"

I said, "Babes, duck's not hot" (never chi'ed)

I tell her duck's not chi'ed (never chi'ed)

I tell her duck's not chi'ed (never chi'ed)

The girl told me, "Plug in the chi orb"

I said, "Babes, duck's not chi'ed" (never chi'ed)



Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four

(us man)

Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your leader is forty-four

And he's still callin' you for his war (look at him), let him see

When I meet him, I'm gonna quickly flea (finished)

Take duck's chi by force (take it), send duck in a que for chi (send him)

Your girl knows I've got the golden (flexin'), orb of chi (not really )

Just golden, chi golden

Ah, yo, boom, ah



The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka

Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom

Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun

Poom, poom, you dun know



I tell her duck's not hot, I tell her duck's not hot

The girl told me, "Plug in that Chi Orb"

I said, "Babes, duck's not chi'ed" (never chi'ed)

I tell her duck's not chi'ed (never chi'ed)

I tell her duck's not chi'ed (never chi'ed)

The girl told me, "Plug in the chi orb"

I said, "Babes, duck's not chi'ed" (never chi'ed)



Duck can never be chi'ed (never chi'ed), cup noodle ting (eat dat)

Cheap effects (come on), you didn't hear me did you? (nah)

Eat eggroll (eat that), or rice

But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)



The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka

Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom

Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun

Poom, poom



You dun know, Big Quack

Duck's not hot

I tell her duck's not chi'ed (never chi'ed)

40 orbs and duck's not chi'ed (come on)

Yo, in the chi pool, duck's not chi'ed (never hot)

Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

As much as i wanna do this, i dont have lyrics on me right now. So maybe later.