How about I tell you a story? A story about war between two of the most terrifying forces that have ever been seen on the Lego message boards. One, the Headless Spider Demons That Shoot Flaming Croissants From Their Pancreases, monsters from the underworld that have a undying hunger for apples. the other is the Smileys, hideous beings that are created from the creepiness of pure happiness. Who will win? You will have to find out for yourself. But first, you must understand how this all started.
In a canyon just outside of the main city of the LMBE, the HSDTSFCFTPs were helping a user called Ciblast move into his new house. Ciblast was actually one of the first users to meet the creatures, so they like him a lot. They also admire his OPness.
"Hey there!" Ciblast said to one of the HSDTSFCFTPs "Do you know where my Nintendo switch is? I also need to know the location of my 10 ton statue of a frog holding a explosive chocolate bar?" The monster directed him to the "useless junk" truck. While Ciblast started to unpack, he was approached
by a HSDTSFCFTP with a red stripe on his back. His name was Waffels, he is a very popular HSDTSFCTP who leads his fellow demons into battle. He is the only known HSDTSFCFTP to speak a human language.
"Hey, Ciblast!" He said "I was thinking that tonight after this, we go to a party!"
"Sure! I heard there is one on tonight in CC!" Their conversation was cut short by a HSDTSFCFTP crashing into the ground after trying (and failing) to use one of Ciblast's spare jet packs. "Timmy!" Waffels exclaimed "How many times do I have to tell you that HSDTSFTPs can't fly!" Waffels left Ciblast to yell at Timmy (if that WAS his name), so Ciblast had time to text a message to everyone that he knew was going to the party. The first one read: "BTW, the HSDTSFCTPs are coming to the party tonight, so prepare your weapons!" This one was replied with a lot of people asking what a HSDTSFCTP was, so Ciblast sent a second text: "Headless Spider Demon That Shoots Flaming Croissants From Their Pancreases! " This had the usual response of "Wow! that is... odd!" before some users confessing that they had nonexistent piano lessens at the same time of the party so they could not go to the party. Ciblast knew the party will be good one.
He didn't yet know that it would spark a horrible war.
At the same time as that was happening, a hooded user was walking through a cave. This user liked to refer to them self as a male, though no one has seen "his" real face as all that could be seen under his hood is a eerie smile that was too big to be real. His black robes where tied close to his body, which in question was so skinny that some people thought that he might be a skeleton. His robes where also so dirty that it was theorised that he might never even take them off to clean them! (or clean himself!). He soon reached his destination, which seemed to be a stone wall. He inserted his staff into a small opening in the wall where their was a hidden scanner. His staff was a long yellow pole with a big smile icon on a circle on one end. It was a gift from the very beings he was about to meet. He was told by a voice to remove to staff and he did. A pair off eyes peeked out of the opening, before squeezing itself through the gap. It was a creature called a smiley (sometimes known as a ), which was a floating minifigure head that always has a creepy smile on its face. They were originally created to bring happiness to a city filled to the brim with depression. They went haywire and tried to posses minifigures in order to make them happy. It was lucky that the city in question had enough firepower to send them through a portal to the LMBs, where they began to grow intelligence. They have somehow made their way to the LMBE thanks to the effort of the hoode2 stranger. "Smiler_Of_Shadows! Exclaimed the smiley. "Have you managed to get anyone to come to the 'party'?" "Yes." answered the stranger "Big names such as Kingja and Shammrock have confirmed that they will attend the trap." "Excellent! When they are having a good time, we will ambush them and make them join our ranks!" The Smiler_Of_Shadows then got a text alert on his phone, so he looked at it. "Hey, Smiley? Do you know what a HSDTSFCFTP is?" "Don't know, probably isn't important. You are going to need to prepare for tonight!" The Smiler_Of_Shadows then left to prepare, mocking the HSDTSFCFTPs under his breath. "Probably just some lame user!"
He didn't know that soon he would be fighting them in a terrible war.
Post by Waffle Dee of Revelation on Dec 3, 2017 5:05:21 GMT
So the s host a "party" so as to possess people, but the HSDTSFCFTPs just happen to be there, and intercept them =P At least, I think that's what's happening =P
Can you write more, plz? I'll write my story more if you write this more =P [/a][/font]
So the s host a "party" so as to possess people, but the HSDTSFCFTPs just happen to be there, and intercept them =P At least, I think that's what's happening =P
Can you write more, plz? I'll write my story more if you write this more =P
[/a][/font][/quote]Pretty much! Except it doesn't go to plan...
So the s host a "party" so as to possess people, but the HSDTSFCFTPs just happen to be there, and intercept them =P At least, I think that's what's happening =P
Can you write more, plz? I'll write my story more if you write this more =P
[/a][/font][/quote]Pretty much! Except it doesn't go to plan...
Later that night, Ciblast went to the party. It was in a topic named "Super duper ultra cool party!" The building was two big rooms connected by a long hall. He entered through the northern entrance, where he was greeted by some users. "Ciblast!" said one called Waffleboy8008 "Where's the HSDTSFCFTPs? I wanted to give them some apples!" "They said they where preparing" replied Ciblast "Which gives us some time to party without being dragged into a fight!" "Which we're not allowed to do until the host arrives" Said the staff member, Kingwja. "Who is Smiler_Of_Shadows" Added Shammrock "He is online, so we might not have to wait long." So the users waited. They started to chat about things. 10 minuets later and the host still hasn't shown up. "We should give him five minuets." said Shammrock "Then we shall decide what should become of this topic." "Why don't we search the building for him?" Suggested Kingwja. So he and some other users went to check out the southern section of the building. Ciblast, Waffleboy and Shammrock wanted to stay behind in case he shown up there. "Doesn't this seem suspicious to you?" Asked Ciblast. "What part?" Questioned Shammrock. "The fact that the host hasn't shown up, the name of the topic and the entire atmosphere of this place seem like some sort of prank, or even a trap!" "I think it's just you." Said Waffleboy "Though if this is a trap, it would be bad! This place has important users!" "I think we should assume that this place is legit" Said Shammrock "We do have the weapons to get us out of danger anyway!"
The users who went with Kingjwa were Batonmaster500 and Sweetcrazy6. They progressed through the corridor, checking every room on the way, before finally getting to the southern entrance. They found the one they were looking for. "Hey, S_O_S!" Called Kingjwa "We've been waiting for you for 15 minuets!" "Sorry" Answered the Smiler_Of_Shadows, his voice having a slight sinister vibe about it "I was helping a few of my friends prepare!" "Well you could of been quicker!" Said Sweets "We were about to start without you!" "I'm sure the delay will be worth it!" replied the creep "My friends are great! I'm sure they will make you smile..." Just then, a muffled bang was heard from the other side of the wall. "Huh? That wasn't supposed to happen!" said S_O_S, before taking out a phone and calling the Smileys. "What the brick?" "I'm sorry sir!" Said a Commander Smiley "We were supposed to break through the southern entrance, right?" "Yeah, the forth wall to be built!" "Hmm, let us try again!" There was a few more bangs, but nothing that damaged the wall. "I'm sorry sir! we can't do it! WE CAN NOT BREAK THE FORTH WALL!!!!!!" The Smiler_Of_Shadows looked back at the three confused users, though that was strange because he still had a huge smile on his face.
Back at the northern entrance, the three users were discussing why the staff could not change the logo of the Message Boards ETERNAL to a picture of a mongoose. Then suddenly, the wall seemed to explode! Various brick was thrown everywhere as the users were forced to take cover. After the sort 10 seconds of carnage, a small group of HSDTSFCFTPs was standing where the wall used to stand. Waffels was among them. "Ciblast!" He called "Why don't you join us and crash this party?" Ciblast agreed and jumped on Waffels back. Shammrock grabbed Waffleboy (Who wanted to give the HSDTSFCFTPs some apples) and ran down the corridor, in close pursuit of the spiders.
At the southern entrance, the Smiler_Of_Shadows was getting annoyed at the Smileys, who still haven't made any progress. Just when the Smileys was about to consider giving up, a user charged over the hills and then jumped head first through the wall! After the dust settled, the user was revealed to be Boomer2k0. "Hello everybody!" He said "Am I late for the party?" "Hey!" Shouted Kingjwa "S_O_S is with the Smileys!" "And it took you this long to notice?" Said the hooded user "It is in my name after all!" He floated up to large Smiley and sat on it. "It probably isn't as hard to notice that you need to run right now. And run fast!" All four users did this, even Boomer who was oblivious to the danger and just liked running.
Of course, since the two armies were running towards each other, it was only possible that they would meet each other. When they did, they instantly started fighting, with most users escaping into a small room at the side.
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s host a "party" so as to possess people, but the HSDTSFCFTPs just happen to be there, and intercept them =P At least, I think that's what's happening =P 
I'll write my story more if you write this more =P [/a][/font]
User named Sir Baton who has knight armor and an electric star wars baton.