YOU LIE, DEAR SHAMMY, YOU LIE! WE GOT THE PATENT FIRST!
Agent LB of PEA (Patent Enforcement Agency), here to defend the patent of Supreme Leader LegoBuilder, Steward of Gondor, King Under the Mountain, Galactic Emperor, Lord of the Mark, President of LexCorp, Lord of Moria, Heir Apparent to Lord Vader, and First in Line for the Drinking Fountain.
You lie, dearie! I got it first!
Agent SR7203 of PEO (Patent Enforcement Organization), here to defend the patent of His Imperial and Illustrious Majesty Supreme Leader Shammus, Lord and Head of the Uttermost Noble and Ancient House of De Rock, seven thousand, two hundred-and-third of his name, Elvenking, Emperor of the Cosmos, Steward of IsengardOrthanc, Director of Shamrock Industries, Master of the Last Homely House, Heir Apparent to Grand Admiral Thrawn, and First in Line for the grander, larger, and altogether more impressive Drinking Fountain around the corner.
Are you fully and most certainly sure, sirrah?
For the drinking fountain of Supreme Leader LegoBuilder is most definitely superior to the petty drinking fountains of Shamrock Industries. In addition, we can fill our water bottles are our drinking fountains.
Making your font size bigger than mine does not make your claim better.
In addition, we neglected to give the full name of our beloved leader: *trumpets blow* *lights go down* His Royal and Incomparable Majesty Supreme Leader Legoius Builderius, Master and Head of the most Renowned House of Builderius, whose deeds of valor range from slaying the dragon Alduin to saving Mrs. Smith's kitten from the tree, nine hundred and twenty-five thousand, eleventy-first of his name, wielder of the mighty sword Shamrockbane, and nine-hundred-twenty-five time winner of the 'Better than Shamrock' Award.
Agent SR7203 of PEO (Patent Enforcement Organization), here to defend the patent of His Imperial and Illustrious Majesty Supreme Leader Shammus, Lord and Head of the Uttermost Noble and Ancient House of De Rock, seven thousand, two hundred-and-third of his name, Elvenking, Emperor of the Cosmos, Steward of IsengardOrthanc, Director of Shamrock Industries, Master of the Last Homely House, Heir Apparent to Grand Admiral Thrawn, and First in Line for the grander, larger, and altogether more impressive Drinking Fountain around the corner.
Are you fully and most certainly sure, sirrah?
For the drinking fountain of Supreme Leader LegoBuilder is most definitely superior to the petty drinking fountains of Shamrock Industries. In addition, we can fill our water bottles are our drinking fountains.
Making your font size bigger than mine does not make your claim better.
In addition, we neglected to give the full name of our beloved leader: *trumpets blow* *lights go down* His Royal and Incomparable Majesty Supreme Leader Legoius Builderius, Master and Head of the most Renowned House of Builderius, whose deeds of valor range from slaying the dragon Alduin to saving Mrs. Smith's kitten from the tree, nine hundred and twenty-five thousand, eleventy-first of his name, wielder of the mighty sword Shamrockbane, and nine-hundred-twenty-five time winner of the 'Better than Shamrock' Award.
You could always use the other drinking fountain. *points to other drinking fountain 2 feet away*
And why is that so?
Sig by Sam