621: No 622: Reference the elevator incident 623: Steal his PS5 in transit (you monster ) 624: Sell it for $1500 on eBaY 625: Start running out of ideas 626: Realize that we need to reach way 666 627: Keep the "no politics" rule despite running out of ideas 628: Replace his head with Chromastone 629: Beat him at a pokemon battle 630: Harm his pet Pikachu. 631: Capture all the Pokemon on Mata Nui before he can find a replacement.
622: Shout "BOO!" While he's trying to play a scary game. 633: HAVE INVINCIBILITY FRAMES AS YOU'RE CLIMBING UP A LADDER AND THEN KNOCK HIM OVER SO HE LOSED ALL HIS MONEY EVEN THOUGH HE HAD EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE HE'D SAFELY MAKE IT DOWN- 634: Insist that the cursed number be skipped 635: Remind him that Berix had to bandage him. 636: Bandage him with just ropes. 637: Desperately work toward the cursed number so you can skip it yourself. :3 638: Take away the kitchen knife from him while he's trying to spread mayo on his sandwich. 639: stop at a steak and shake and neglect to get him a steak or a shake. 640: Go on a seven day cruise without telling him. 641: Get a Japanese song stuck in his head that he can't look up easily because the title is in Japanese. 642: Pronounce Venezuela as 'Vene-zuay-la' instead of 'Vene-zuela' the way it's supposed to be pronounced come on guys we might be a small country but it's not hard! 643: Come up with ways to annoy him that don't have anything to do with each other and involve esoteric knowledge. 644: Inertia drift in front of him while he's just trying to practice his downhill run. 645: Have many personalities and switch between them at an alarming rate. 646: Constantly suggest that the emojis he likes to use be replaced. 647: Hold an hour-long debate on the ethics of using telepathy in a Star Trek RPG. 648: Fail to properly explain what his character is doing or what he's rolling for. 649: PVP him when he's just trying to get past an area. 650: Rename superpowers to stupid alternatives because of licensing issues. 651: Actually reach 9000 ways to annoy him some day. 652: Steal the way to annoy him that actually would've been the great 9000 capstone. 653: Speak in memey babytalk that is confusing and doesn't make sense. 654: Unfriend him after he forgave you for something you did. 655: Ask him who Joe is 656: Ask him if he knows what up dog is. 657: Give him ads for dresses when he just looked them up for drawing references ONCE. 658: Get dangerously close to the character limit. 659: Don't bother fighting the flies that are clearly buzzing around your food. 660:Actually reach the character limit.
661: Have an ad that just says "Socks?! Socks!! Keep your feet warm!" And it's the most random thing. 662: Constantly tell him to drink water without trusting that, yes, he knows how to drink water. 663: Tell him to wear a jacket when he's explained time and again that he knows how to dress so that he's not uncomfortable. 664: Come out with a cool concept car and never release it as a real product. 665: Reach the moment of truth. 6@!#: !@$#%@^!%@$#!^ 667: The moment of the cursed number's utterance. I erased it. I erased 20 characters worth of time, and all that's left is the outcome! This is my ability! 668: Say the cursed number anyway even after I went through all this effort to make a big joke about it and everything.
-last edited on Dec 30, 2020 2:08:00 GMT by ArmoredBricks
Post by ArmoredBricks on Dec 29, 2020 19:15:19 GMT
669. Hack his LMBE account and make political posts, making every normal person not obsessed w/politics mad at him. 670. Remotely start playing loud inappropriate music over his laptop while he's using it in class at school. 671. Key the principal of his school's car and blame it on him. 672. Grab the last remaining stock of his favorite Lego set off Walmart's shelf right in front of him (why, world? WHY?) 673. Say 624 DEFINITELY hasn't happened to you 674. Rickroll him again (it probably already happened) 675. Lego Rickroll him (seriously, look it up) 676. Give him up 678. Let him down 679. Run around 680. Desert him 681. Make him cry 682. Say goodbye 683. Tell a lie 684. Hurt him 685. Be his Psychologist and "accidentally" post all his confidential info online. 686. Give him Pilot rank and then delete the message boards. 687. Tow his lambo 688. Get him the UCS Millennium Falcon then say it was mislabeled and is to his little brother. 666. Show him that, having passed the cursed number, it will now randomly appear between other numbers from now on. 690. Question him on the details of Bionicle theology, which he suddenly realizes doesn't exist and questions everything he ever knew. Or does he? How? Where? What? When? AHHH!!!
669. Hack his LMBE account and make political posts, making every normal person not obsessed w/politics mad at him. 670. Remotely start playing loud inappropriate music over his laptop while he's using it in class at school. 671. Key the principal of his school's car and blame it on him. 672. Grab the last remaining stock of his favorite Lego set off Walmart's shelf right in front of him (why, world? WHY?) 673. Say 624 DEFINITELY hasn't happened to you 674. Rickroll him again (it probably already happened) 675. Lego Rickroll him (seriously, look it up) 676. Give him up 678. Let him down 679. Run around 680. Desert him 681. Make him cry 682. Say goodbye 683. Tell a lie 684. Hurt him 685. Be his Psychologist and "accidentally" post all his confidential info online. 686. Give him Pilot rank and then delete the message boards. 687. Tow his lambo 688. Get him the UCS Millennium Falcon then say it was mislabeled and is to his little brother. 666. Show him that, having passed the cursed number, it will now randomly appear between other numbers from now on. 690. Question him on the details of Bionicle theology, which he suddenly realizes doesn't exist and questions everything he ever knew. Or does he? How? Where? What? When? AHHH!!!
691. Point out that Mata Nui was essentially a religion to the Matoran whereas the Agori on the other hand blame the Great Beings for the cataclysm, making it a sort of anti-religion. 692. Loudly complain about your ultimate time-skipping ability not working in Japanese. 693. Esoterically point out it should technically be Italian and not Japanese. 694. Threaten to freeze time so no more reasons can be made in the first place.
695: Have a way #695. It's not a trustworthy number. 696: Trade his ToaExploder for a pork pie launcher 697: Win against his ToaExploder with said pork pie launcher 698: Hire Oscar's Obstacles to turn his commute into an obstacle course. 699: Order Pizza Hut, Papa Johns and Dominos pizzas to his house at the same time. 700: Teleport him to before the Big Bang. 701: Not point out the milestone 702: Say "bruh" to every single thing that he says. 703: Bruh 666: Put the cursed number in a dumb spot 704: Argue that this isn't repetition. 705: Turn everyone into clones of him.
695: Have a way #695. It's not a trustworthy number. 696: Trade his ToaExploder for a pork pie launcher 697: Win against his ToaExploder with said pork pie launcher 698: Hire Oscar's Obstacles to turn his commute into an obstacle course. 699: Order Pizza Hut, Papa Johns and Dominos pizzas to his house at the same time. 700: Teleport him to before the Big Bang. 701: Not point out the milestone 702: Say "bruh" to every single thing that he says. 703: Bruh 666: Put the cursed number in a dumb spot 704: Argue that this isn't repetition. 705: Turn everyone into clones of him.
706: Make the number of the beast a recurring theme in this thread irrespective of the sense of dread it gives him.
707: Pull the old "not a costume party" trick. 708: Pull the old "flaming bag of dog poop" trick. 709: Pull the old "toilet plastic wrap" trick. 710: Keep pulling old pranks. 711: Drop the moon on his local 7/11. 712: Call the police on him in the middle of a Twitch stream 713: Mention that one time where he tried to commit tax fraud and failed spectacularly. 714: Mention that thing with the Chinese food. 715: Mention 716: Serial escalation 717: Disguise yourself as him 718: Rob a bank in said disguise 719: Testify against him in court 720: Cause a prison riot, granting his wish of escaping prison in the worst way possible 721: Pour a superacid on his plants. 722: Never mention what species the protagonist is in this thread. 723: Declare war on the Empire of Gresh 724: Point out that he started a country once 725: Put a "Hello, I am LOSER L. LOSER" nametag on him. 726: Run out of ideas again
691. Point out that Mata Nui was essentially a religion to the Matoran whereas the Agori on the other hand blame the Great Beings for the cataclysm, making it a sort of anti-religion.
727: Speak nothing but Spanish for the entire post. 728: Realize you can't speak Spanish on an English only forum. 729: Trata de hablar Español aunque sea por un solo frase. 730: Force him to translate 729, which says, "Try to speak Spanish for at least just one sentence." 731: Randomly say hamburguesa even though you know you can't speak Spanish. 732: Not know what that word means, I mean, COME ON PEOPLE. COGNATES. 733: Point out that his jungle shield LITERALLY doesn't protect his fist and that the easiest way to overcome it would be to just aim for the BIG HOLE right in its center. 734: Ask him why they went from green to silver. 735: Dig for more dirt on his character on the internet. 736: Point out that his 2010 release's B.I.O code was R00K13! HAH! 737: Give him a hard time about being the protagonist of his era and losing his first fight and having no notable victories you can remember.
738: Spell his name backwards 739: Make him watch paint dry 740: Ask how he can be annoyed 741: Make him pay for groceries 742: Disrupt the flow of the list by adding extra spaces to the beginning of item 742. 743: Put an advertisement every 2 seconds of video that he watches 744: Remind Gresh about the curse of lime green pieces 745: Ask Gresh to solve homework problems 746: Making item 746 a different color. 747: Giving him a Boeing 747 airplane that he doesn't have a pilot license for 748: Cooking him overcooked scrambled eggs.
749. After having done 748 things to annoy Gresh, do another. 750. Make a law saying that Gresh is not entitled to any basic Glatorian rights.
751. Make him step on a bunch of Legos 752. Reveal to him that all those pieces were from his Lego sets that he had displayed. 753. Make him watch an endless montage of Baby Yoda doing stuff 754. Make too many random references 755. Break his Nintendo Switch over your knee 756. Tell him the same old story over and over again 757. Drive his car into a ditch. 666. Have the number of the beast appear once again 759. Make him wear 11 masks at once 760. Not ask if he can breathe 761. Not get the doctor when he passes out
749. After having done 748 things to annoy Gresh, do another. 750. Make a law saying that Gresh is not entitled to any basic Glatorian rights.
751. Make him step on a bunch of Legos 752. Reveal to him that all those pieces were from his Lego sets that he had displayed. 753. Make him watch an endless montage of Baby Yoda doing stuff 754. Make too many random references 755. Break his Nintendo Switch over your knee 756. Tell him the same old story over and over again 757. Drive his car into a ditch. 666. Have the number of the beast appear once again 759. Make him wear 11 masks at once 760. Not ask if he can breathe 761. Not get the doctor when he passes out
762. Not wait for someone to respond and instead quote myself 763. Spoil Endgame 764. Go back in time and spoil it again 765. Do it 9,000 times 766. Do it until the butterfly effect is too strong, sending a massive taco towards earth 767. Not mention that incident ever again, making him feel confused, wanting to know more and not just leave it on a cliffhanger 768. Shove a wet sock at his face 769. Admit I'm running out of ideas
751. Make him step on a bunch of Legos 752. Reveal to him that all those pieces were from his Lego sets that he had displayed. 753. Make him watch an endless montage of Baby Yoda doing stuff 754. Make too many random references 755. Break his Nintendo Switch over your knee 756. Tell him the same old story over and over again 757. Drive his car into a ditch. 666. Have the number of the beast appear once again 759. Make him wear 11 masks at once 760. Not ask if he can breathe 761. Not get the doctor when he passes out
762. Not wait for someone to respond and instead quote myself 763. Spoil Endgame 764. Go back in time and spoil it again 765. Do it 9,000 times 766. Do it until the butterfly effect is too strong, sending a massive taco towards earth 767. Not mention that incident ever again, making him feel confused, wanting to know more and not just leave it on a cliffhanger 768. Shove a wet sock at his face 769. Admit I'm running out of ideas
9000. Make him write the remaining 8231 ways to annoy himself.
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