9000 Ways to Annoy Gresh

13. Spike his Thornax soup
14. Detonate his Thornax collection
15. Ask him why he is so short even though he was Toa-sized in 2009
16. Dress up as a Skrall and beat him in a Glatorian match
17. Uninstall Unity Web Player so he can't play the Glatorian game
18. Uninstall Unity Web Player so he can't play the Glatorian 2 game
19. Break all his lime-green upper arm LEGO BIONICLE pieces
20. Break his dark-green upper arm pieces
21. Break his weak BIONICLE Star arms
22. Re-colour his leaf shield silver
22. Get rid of his Thornax launcher
23. Have a short Toa of Fire steal his Golden Armour piece
24. End BIONICLE.
25. End BIONICLE with BIONICLE Stars
26. End BIONICLE (it's that annoying)
27. End BIONICLE again.

36. Tell him "Your Stars remake is one of the worst LEGO sets I've ever seen!".

37. Put on an Exo-Toa and step on him.

38. Throw his mask into the recycling bin.

39. Disconnect his electricity and give him potatoes to power his home.

40. Make this topic.

41. Try to ship him with Kiina
42. Burn down the jungle
43. Try to bandage him with some spare rope/vines you found.
44. Tend to his wounds with first aid that involves the use of a scalpel.
45. Allow Berix to perform first-aid on him (see 43 and 44).
46. Tell him to go into shield mode so he can block attacks.
47. Tell him to get out of shield mode because his shield isn't useful enough for attacking.
48. Tell him his thornax launcher looks like a hand holding a thornax launcher.
49. Recant to him that time he fought a Skrall and lost in 1v1.
50. Remind him of how he failed to protect Tajun
51. Remind him of the time Tahu nearly kicked his rear.
52. Remind him of the time Takanuva nearly kicked his rear.
53. Tell him that in spite of the fact he was the most promoted of all the Glatorian, that he could not manage to win a single 1v1 fight throughout the course of 2009 and 2010.
54. Ask him why his weapons had become silver in 2010.
55. Ask him why his helmet had become lime green in 2010.
56. Eat a salad in front of him: some of those lettuce leaves were his closest friends!!!

57: Revive this thread.
58: Not have a clue who she really is.
59: read 58 very closely.

64. Do all of these things to him. *Evil cackle*

#81: Put this thread on life support
#82: Pull a practical joke on him involving a zeppelin, french toast and a Kopaka figure.
#83: Wait, how do those things make a joke?
#84: Teleport him to Hero Factory
#85: Fail at his microgames.
#86: Destroy copies of GreshWare.
#87: Eat him.
#88: Put an airbag in his couch.
#89: Accidentally brick his Wii while homebrewing it.
#90: 90 ways already?
#91: Put his head in a hole in the ceiling.
#92: Say that Smash 5 is a port in his face
#93: ERROR: WAY TO ANNOY GRESH NOT FOUND
#94: Say radical like it's 1991
#95: Say "Follow me on myspace!" like it's 2006
#96: Say "Meet me at the arcade!" like it's 1980.
#97: Say "ooga booga" like it's 40,000 BC
#98: Incoming milestone!
#99: Eat his nuggets
#100: And there, we have 100 ways. 1/90th of the way!