Caramel?. *eats the gummy bear* *steps out of the way* *you fall into the chocolate milk river(and if your allergic to dairy to bad! JK! It would be almond milk or rice milk or whatever you use )*
i'm not allergic to dairy, and not it was eating it *i swim to the opposite bank* *i get out a twix crossbow and start rapid firing bolts at you*
*eats them* *gets out a jell-O gun* *shoots the jell-O at you*