I have a Lego brick,
The color makes me sick.

I try painting it white,
but it still gives me a fright.

Yucky little block,
The color of a rock.

I try to sink it in the sea,
Coz it's as frightful as can be,
I dump it at the local quay,
But it just floated back to me!!!!

''What on Earth can I
use this monster for?' I cry.

'Where'd I even buy,
This ugly piece -
and why?' 

I feel absolute compunction,
for buying this  . . . malfunction?

Perhaps a factory reject?
Its color a mere defect?

It makes my eyes so sore . . . 
I will stash it in a drawer!

Try forget the little beast,
That I don't like in the least.