Welcome to Dare the Ninja, where fans dare Kai, Jay, Cole, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya to do wild, crazy, funny, horrendous things! I am your host, Drake Cahill, a guest on the Destiny's Bounty! Here is how it works: you send me (post) a letter with your dare inside, and I'll dare the ninja! Below is one of my own dares:
"Dear Drake, I dare Cole to ask Skylor out in front of Kai. -DrakeCahill13"
Drake: Hey, Cole, get ovah hea! Cole: Yeah, what? D: You got dared to ask Skylor out in front of Kai. C: ...Wait, are we doing dares again? I hate this game! D: But it was SO FUNNY! Not to mention all those cake-related dares, amirite? C: But Kai will smash me! D: Oh, don't be sucha wimp! C: You're not going to leave me alone about this, will you? D: No. C: *sigh* Fine.
Cole: YO SKYLOR! *Skylor walks over. Skylor: What? C: Will you go out with me? S: Are you serious? C: Yes. S: Sure, why not? Drake: Wait, what? Kai: WHAT THE FUDGE? FIRST MY SISTER, NOW THIS? C: AAAAAH!! K: GET OVER HERE, YOU DIRTBAG! S: *chuckles*
Post your letters to the Bounty today! -DC13 (NOTE: This topic was on the old LMBs. It was originally posted by Sonic2565. It was very funny. I will be posting his dares on this topic as well.)
Sonic: Hello Jay. May I talk to you? Jay: What do you need, Sonic? S: Well, I have something fun for you to do. J: Ooh, is it playing video games? S: Even better. We're going to play...dare! J: Oh, no, I am not. I've played that game before. It's the worst. S: Oh, please? It will be fun. J: Fine, but just this once. What's the dare? S: You have to spend a whole week with your parents only doing what they want to do. J: That shouldn't be to hard. I love my parents.
One week later.
Jay: Why did you do that to me?! That was the most boring week of my life. Sonic: Hehehe
Well not that, but one does ask for... -Snicker- ...a dare to... -snickers some more- ...to k-kiss a Fangpyre, -Snickers even more- ...and not get turned into a snake! -I then let it go burst into laughter as my OC (Ryen Soto, mind you. ) pushes Fangtom into the scene. the Fangpyre General confused as to what is happening...-
*Fangdom appears on the deck, shocked as to why he is there. Cole: SERPENTINE! ATTACK!!! *Cole beats upon Fangdom with the Sythe of Quakes. Fangdom: AH! NO! WAIT! OW! AH! AAAAH! C: FILTHY SERPENTINE! F: Whyyy meee?! Drake: Cole! Cole! No, wait! Don't... Do that... Ooh, that's gonna hurt. *Cole stops. C: What, Drake? D: Cole, the next dare is someone has to kiss Fangdom. C: Ew... F: Wha... What? D: You heard me. JAY! ZANE! KAI! FRONT AND CENTER! Jay: What? Zane: Yes? Kai: SERPENTINE! *Kai beats Fangdom with the Sword of Fire. D: Kai! Back off! K: DIE! DIE! DI--What, Drake? I am kinda in the middle of something here! F: Geeeeh... Thank you, mortal... D: Don't mention it. One of you four have to kiss Fangdom. J, K, and Z: Ew! No way! You do it! D: Sorry, rules are rules. Who's it gonna be? J: Uh, I'm to busy... Uh.... Kissing Nya! Nya: What? *Jay kisses Nya. K: And I'm too busy kissing Skylor! C: No! I am! Skylor: What? K: SHE'S MINE! C: MINE! K: MINE! *Cole and Kai engage in a fist fight. D: Zane? What is YOUR excuse? You and Pixal can't kiss. *Zane gulps. Z: Uh... Um... I can't kiss it... Because... Logically, if I can't kiss Pixal, I cannot kiss Fangdom! Yes, that is it! D: Fair enough. *Kai punches Cole into a pile of barrels. K: Ha! She's mine! *Kai kisses Skylor, while Drake helps Cole out of the barrels. C: Thanks, pal! D: Cole, you have to kiss the snake. C: I take back every nice thing I've said about you. D: You say nice stuff about me? C: Not really. D: Hm. Here is the anti-venom. It'll help. C: No thank you. *Cole takes the bottle and walks over to Fangdom, who is writhing on the deck. C: This will disturb me more than it disturbs you, Serpentine. *Cole leans over and ------ --- ----------**. C: BLAH! BLAH! YAAAAAAH! *Cope throws the snake overboard. F: YAAAAAAAGH! SPLASH!
*Fangdom appears on the deck, shocked as to why he is there. Cole: SERPENTINE! ATTACK!!! *Cole beats upon Fangdom with the Sythe of Quakes. Fangdom: AH! NO! WAIT! OW! AH! AAAAH! C: FILTHY SERPENTINE! F: Whyyy meee?! Drake: Cole! Cole! No, wait! Don't... Do that... Ooh, that's gonna hurt. *Cole stops. C: What, Drake? D: Cole, the next dare is someone has to kiss Fangdom. C: Ew... F: Wha... What? D: You heard me. JAY! ZANE! KAI! FRONT AND CENTER! Jay: What? Zane: Yes? Kai: SERPENTINE! *Kai beats Fangdom with the Sword of Fire. D: Kai! Back off! K: DIE! DIE! DI--What, Drake? I am kinda in the middle of something here! F: Geeeeh... Thank you, mortal... D: Don't mention it. One of you four have to kiss Fangdom. J, K, and Z: Ew! No way! You do it! D: Sorry, rules are rules. Who's it gonna be? J: Uh, I'm to busy... Uh.... Kissing Nya! Nya: What? *Jay kisses Nya. K: And I'm too busy kissing Skylor! C: No! I am! Skylor: What? K: SHE'S MINE! C: MINE! K: MINE! *Cole and Kai engage in a fist fight. D: Zane? What is YOUR excuse? You and Pixal can't kiss. *Zane gulps. Z: Uh... Um... I can't kiss it... Because... Logically, if I can't kiss Pixal, I cannot kiss Fangdom! Yes, that is it! D: Fair enough. *Kai punches Cole into a pile of barrels. K: Ha! She's mine! *Kai kisses Skylor, while Drake helps Cole out of the barrels. C: Thanks, pal! D: Cole, you have to kiss the snake. C: I take back every nice thing I've said about you. D: You say nice stuff about me? C: Not really. D: Hm. Here is the anti-venom. It'll help. C: No thank you. *Cole takes the bottle and walks over to Fangdom, who is writhing on the deck. C: This will disturb me more than it disturbs you, Serpentine. *Cole leans over and ------ --- ----------**. C: BLAH! BLAH! YAAAAAAH! *Cope throws the snake overboard. F: YAAAAAAAGH! SPLASH!
*Fangdom appears on the deck, shocked as to why he is there. Cole: SERPENTINE! ATTACK!!! *Cole beats upon Fangdom with the Sythe of Quakes. Fangdom: AH! NO! WAIT! OW! AH! AAAAH! C: FILTHY SERPENTINE! F: Whyyy meee?! Drake: Cole! Cole! No, wait! Don't... Do that... Ooh, that's gonna hurt. *Cole stops. C: What, Drake? D: Cole, the next dare is someone has to kiss Fangdom. C: Ew... F: Wha... What? D: You heard me. JAY! ZANE! KAI! FRONT AND CENTER! Jay: What? Zane: Yes? Kai: SERPENTINE! *Kai beats Fangdom with the Sword of Fire. D: Kai! Back off! K: DIE! DIE! DI--What, Drake? I am kinda in the middle of something here! F: Geeeeh... Thank you, mortal... D: Don't mention it. One of you four have to kiss Fangdom. J, K, and Z: Ew! No way! You do it! D: Sorry, rules are rules. Who's it gonna be? J: Uh, I'm to busy... Uh.... Kissing Nya! Nya: What? *Jay kisses Nya. K: And I'm too busy kissing Skylor! C: No! I am! Skylor: What? K: SHE'S MINE! C: MINE! K: MINE! *Cole and Kai engage in a fist fight. D: Zane? What is YOUR excuse? You and Pixal can't kiss. *Zane gulps. Z: Uh... Um... I can't kiss it... Because... Logically, if I can't kiss Pixal, I cannot kiss Fangdom! Yes, that is it! D: Fair enough. *Kai punches Cole into a pile of barrels. K: Ha! She's mine! *Kai kisses Skylor, while Drake helps Cole out of the barrels. C: Thanks, pal! D: Cole, you have to kiss the snake. C: I take back every nice thing I've said about you. D: You say nice stuff about me? C: Not really. D: Hm. Here is the anti-venom. It'll help. C: No thank you. *Cole takes the bottle and walks over to Fangdom, who is writhing on the deck. C: This will disturb me more than it disturbs you, Serpentine. *Cole leans over and ------ --- ----------**. C: BLAH! BLAH! YAAAAAAH! *Cope throws the snake overboard. F: YAAAAAAAGH! SPLASH!
YYYEEEE BOOOIIII... but Ryen Soto wasn't mentioned in ANY of that!
Was that required?
Not really, but for me, sorta... just as a cameo... also, you should read my Ninjago Story on the story forums. it's really good but all over the place in terms of story-order...
Sonic: Ooh, this sounds good. Oh, Jay! Jay: It better not be a dare. S: Oh, it is, and it's a good one, too. J: Well in that case, no way, Sonic. S: Oh, come on, it's not that bad. J: That's what you said the last time. S: Oh, come on, please, for Spinjitzukennn? J: Fine. I guess there's no harm listening to what the dare is. Hit me, Sonic. S: If you say so. *I punch Jay. J: Not that hit, just tell me the dare. S: OK. You have to kiss your pillow. J: Not in front of people, right? S: Well, Spinjitzukennn didn't say you have to, so no. Except for me, of course, so I make sure you do it. J: Fine. *Jay gets pillow while I hide secret cameras. Jay kisses pillow. J: OK, I did it. Bye, sonic. S: Bye, Jay. Hello ninja. I have a video for you. *All ninja other then Jay enter room. Cole: What is it, Sonic? S: Wait and see. *I play tape of Jay kissing pillow. Everyone laughs.
Sonic: Ooh, this sounds good. Oh, Jay! Jay: It better not be a dare. S: Oh, it is, and it's a good one, too. J: Well in that case, no way, Sonic. S: Oh, come on, it's not that bad. J: That's what you said the last time. S: Oh, come on, please, for Spinjitzukennn? J: Fine. I guess there's no harm listening to what the dare is. Hit me, Sonic. S: If you say so. *I punch Jay. J: Not that hit, just tell me the dare. S: OK. You have to kiss your pillow. J: Not in front of people, right? S: Well, Spinjitzukennn didn't say you have to, so no. Except for me, of course, so I make sure you do it. J: Fine. *Jay gets pillow while I hide secret cameras. Jay kisses pillow. J: OK, I did it. Bye, sonic. S: Bye, Jay. Hello ninja. I have a video for you. *All ninja other then Jay enter room. Cole: What is it, Sonic? S: Wait and see. *I play tape of Jay kissing pillow. Everyone laughs.
Well, this seems legit, then I Dare Jay to Fight my OC Ryen Soto!
You should really see my Story on the Ninjago Story Forum called "A Snake's Grief; The Story of Ryen Soto."
Sonic: Ooh, this sounds good. Oh, Jay! Jay: It better not be a dare. S: Oh, it is, and it's a good one, too. J: Well in that case, no way, Sonic. S: Oh, come on, it's not that bad. J: That's what you said the last time. S: Oh, come on, please, for Spinjitzukennn? J: Fine. I guess there's no harm listening to what the dare is. Hit me, Sonic. S: If you say so. *I punch Jay. J: Not that hit, just tell me the dare. S: OK. You have to kiss your pillow. J: Not in front of people, right? S: Well, Spinjitzukennn didn't say you have to, so no. Except for me, of course, so I make sure you do it. J: Fine. *Jay gets pillow while I hide secret cameras. Jay kisses pillow. J: OK, I did it. Bye, sonic. S: Bye, Jay. Hello ninja. I have a video for you. *All ninja other then Jay enter room. Cole: What is it, Sonic? S: Wait and see. *I play tape of Jay kissing pillow. Everyone laughs.
Well, this seems legit, then I Dare Jay to Fight my OC Ryen Soto!
You should really see my Story on the Ninjago Story Forum called "A Snake's Grief; The Story of Ryen Soto."
FIRST MY SISTER, NOW THIS? 
FIRST MY SISTER, NOW THIS? 
the grudges against them are strong... 
) pushes Fangtom into the scene. the Fangpyre General confused as to what is happening...-