I have a lovely T- Rex or two in the back, and what color would you like on that grappling hook?
I'll take one. And yellow.
Okey doke. *Goes in back. comes out leading a waging T-Rex.* His name is Juniper. *Hands leash* He's not violent unless you sick him on someone. *Pules a yellow grappling hook out of under my counter* Here you are. Is that all you'll be needing today?
"Got any killer chinchillas? And weapons, how about marshmallow blasters?"
"Why yes I do. I managed to get one yesterday. As for the marshmallow blaster I'm afraid I just sold my last one, but if you wait I can get another, or you could buy this Tater Tot launcher."
"YASSS EXCELLENT!" *hands you the money* "I'll wait on the marshmallow blaster." *Napoleon Dynamite Tots scene plays through mind*
"Why yes I do. I managed to get one yesterday. As for the marshmallow blaster I'm afraid I just sold my last one, but if you wait I can get another, or you could buy this Tater Tot launcher."
"YASSS EXCELLENT!" *hands you the money* "I'll wait on the marshmallow blaster." *Napoleon Dynamite Tots scene plays through mind*
Alright. *Takes money.* Have a nice day. Come back soon!
Okey doke. *Goes in back. comes out leading a waging T-Rex.* His name is Juniper. *Hands leash* He's not violent unless you sick him on someone. *Pules a yellow grappling hook out of under my counter* Here you are. Is that all you'll be needing today?
Juniper, yes I approve of that name. I think that will be all for now. Thank you! *I admire the grappling hook and then lead Juniper away with me*
Okey doke. *Goes in back. comes out leading a waging T-Rex.* His name is Juniper. *Hands leash* He's not violent unless you sick him on someone. *Pules a yellow grappling hook out of under my counter* Here you are. Is that all you'll be needing today?
Juniper, yes I approve of that name. I think that will be all for now. Thank you! *I admire the grappling hook and then lead Juniper away with me*