“*Peels off biscuit skin to reveal the garden variety milbro* “Sorry, is this better? Or do you prefer… “*Transforms into gummy worm*” - milbro081399
“I shall have my revenge on those seagulls.” - Also Gnuehchcaz
Wow. I feel wiser.
For context on the last quote, a couple seagulls actually stole my favorite lunch item that costed $7. I bought it from the school food truck and set it down on a bench to put something else I was holding away. Then a couple seagulls squawked at me and started pecking at my lunch, taking some bits of chicken nuggets with them.
I know $7 may not seem like much as I could just get another one, but as someone who likes to limit how much money I use every day, $7 is a lot.
Oof that's rough. At the same time though it sounds kinda comical. Are the seagulls in your area just that used to people?
Ladles and Jellyspoons, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about.
This Thursday, which is Good Friday, there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only; Please wear your best clothes even if you haven't got any.
Please come if you can't; but if you can, then please stay at home.
Admission is free, please pay at the door; Then pull up a chair and sit on the floor. It makes no difference where you sit, 'Cause the man on the balcony is sure to spit.
I have nothing to say, but before you go, let me tell you a story I don't really know :
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other, then drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman who heard their cry, came and caught the two dead guys.
If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man; he saw it too Through a knothole in a wooden brick wall. And the man with no legs ran away from it all.
A little something my dad quoted the other day while we were driving.
I feel like someone would need a strong mind to write that without messing up.
Yeah, they always make everything in only a few colors, but only white for the airpods, unless you get them reskinned with another color from a 3rd party service.
For context on the last quote, a couple seagulls actually stole my favorite lunch item that costed $7. I bought it from the school food truck and set it down on a bench to put something else I was holding away. Then a couple seagulls squawked at me and started pecking at my lunch, taking some bits of chicken nuggets with them.
I know $7 may not seem like much as I could just get another one, but as someone who likes to limit how much money I use every day, $7 is a lot.
Oof that's rough. At the same time though it sounds kinda comical. Are the seagulls in your area just that used to people?
It was quite comical in a way, getting my food stolen by a bird. Yeah, I'd say so.
Yeah, they always make everything in only a few colors, but only white for the airpods, unless you get them reskinned with another color from a 3rd party service.
Are the seagulls in your area just that used to people? 
Ya, dad just started quoting it and I thought ya'll would like it. 
It gave me an endless amount of inspiration. 
Goodbye LMBs...
